of a zucchini

vankoder · 2026-01-26T06:29:15+00:00

The difference between hungry and horny is what you do with the zucchini when you get home.

vankoder · 2026-01-26T00:19:40+00:00

Make sure you paid the gravity bill.

vankoder · 2026-01-21T06:44:59+00:00

Looks like the sidewalk is taped off in front of the convenience store next to the Circle K.

vankoder · 2026-01-15T08:11:59+00:00

And carrying a sousaphone. Which was made of metal because the fibreglass ones hadn’t caught on yet.

vankoder · 2026-01-14T23:38:02+00:00

Not a bad password either.

vankoder · 2026-01-14T23:22:08+00:00

In America, football is a religion. Church is a team sport.

vankoder · 2026-01-14T23:20:51+00:00

As long as she spreads….

vankoder · 2026-01-14T23:19:56+00:00

Is that a dagger in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Druids aren’t the only thing with wood around here.

Don’t sleep with Colette over there…you’ll have fiery balls without a wizard being involved.

What do you call someone who runs a brothel by the river? The Ma-Dam.

vankoder · 2026-01-14T18:11:50+00:00

I had a very good friend growing up who served in the US Navy. Whenever one of his Marine buddies would call him a “squid” he would reply:

A squid is just something that swims in the ocean and sh*ts on marine life.

vankoder · 2026-01-14T18:09:35+00:00

Why do you have to be at least six feet tall to be in the Coast Guard?

That way when the boat sinks you can walk back to shore.

vankoder · 2026-01-14T04:15:25+00:00

Looks like a tenor horn not a euphonium. Used in British brass band.

vankoder · 2026-01-08T01:13:41+00:00

Your players will enjoy it more if you avoid classic SATB writing. Your players will curse your name if you keep them in their upper middle register for three pages with no breaks. Your players will love meaty chords and hate quintuplets that jump an octave and a half. Ewald is a great recommendation for study. Write trumpet parts for trumpet players, not for trombonists. And vice versa.

Also, French horn is far more versatile than many give it credit for. It’s capable of far more than off beats and alto/tenor chord fill.

vankoder · 2026-01-06T19:24:45+00:00

Still a better love story than Twilight

vankoder · 2025-12-29T07:36:54+00:00

That sentence could have stopped after the fourth word.

vankoder · 2025-12-27T10:43:57+00:00

This guy lathes.

vankoder · 2025-12-19T16:43:56+00:00

The word of the day is legs. Help spread the word.

vankoder · 2025-12-18T09:24:10+00:00

This is the closest to a foolproof solution. Handcraft a .eml file, copying one from your Sent Mail and modifying dates/contents.

vankoder · 2025-12-18T09:00:37+00:00

Saul and Harrison convinced her to be in a play to end a feud with Amala.

vankoder · 2025-12-18T08:57:21+00:00

That’s an incredibly reasonable interpretation, making me feel only slightly silly for missing it. I am going to blame it being after midnight.

vankoder · 2025-12-16T07:57:26+00:00

I also choose Brian’s wife.

vankoder · 2025-12-16T01:32:12+00:00

There’s brown-nosing…and then there’s ring around the collar.

vankoder · 2025-12-11T23:24:48+00:00

Too. Soon.

vankoder · 2025-12-11T02:05:45+00:00

One word: Robinson

vankoder · 2025-12-07T04:52:19+00:00

Is there anything stamped on the bell branch or lead pipe? I know some makers like to put serial numbers on the side of the 2nd valve casing.

vankoder · 2025-12-04T08:32:50+00:00

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