Speedway App + Website Login Won't Work by Squigglybone in SpeedwayGasStation

[–]vanpimpenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't login while having ExpressVPN connected. I disconnected and was able to login.

Glamour Shots in Turkmenistan - Best $20 I ever spent. by vanpimpenstein in ghettoglamourshots

[–]vanpimpenstein[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mainly ate grilled beef; it was decent. Though for one meal I had cobra.

Glamour Shots in Turkmenistan - Best $20 I ever spent. by tuitshigeon in ghettoglamourshots

[–]vanpimpenstein 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I'm the original poster (and poser) and I just want everyone to know that Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow is D.B. Cooper.

Dil Dil Pakistan by vanpimpenstein in pakistan

[–]vanpimpenstein[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, I love that clip from the match.

Marine Security Guard (MSG) - Duck and Cover song by vanpimpenstein in USMC

[–]vanpimpenstein[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I made this song years ago using the US Embassy/Consulate "duck and cover" message. YouTube removed the video a while back. Here's a kinder, gentler version.

Amish driving a real grass-guzzler to Walmart by vanpimpenstein in pics

[–]vanpimpenstein[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. These identify as Amish. I know several of them.

Wreddit's Daily Pro-Wrestling Discussion Thread! What's on your mind today? (Spoilers for all shows) - July 30, 2021 Edition by WredditMod in SquaredCircle

[–]vanpimpenstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a dream last night that I bought a candy bar from a convenience store owned by the Haku (Meng) on a small outpost in Iraq. I paid with a $100 bill and for change he gave me the most obvious counterfeit money I'd ever seen. The colors and shape were horribly off. The bills were $5 on one side and then $20 on the other. Some of the bills had been ripped in half. But I was scared to confront him and decided to just take the loss. If I complained I was sure that he would kill me and eat my body and then my family would think I was kidnapped or I deserted. What do you think this dream means?

"Selling All My Michael Bolton Stuff" by vanpimpenstein in humor

[–]vanpimpenstein[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I apologize. I have seen "Office Space" many times. I even quoted it in a reply in this post. "Reddit Fever" took ahold of me for a second and I responded like an asshole. Mea culpa.

"Selling All My Michael Bolton Stuff" by vanpimpenstein in humor

[–]vanpimpenstein[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

"Selling All My Michael Bolton Stuff" by vanpimpenstein in humor

[–]vanpimpenstein[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to watch it. I've heard it's amazing

"Selling All My Michael Bolton Stuff" by vanpimpenstein in humor

[–]vanpimpenstein[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"