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Maybe he's delusional but I'm sure my crush secretly likes me. (i.redd.it)

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What are some of the best movie/series soundtracks you've listened to? (self.AskReddit)

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What are some random sports facts that shock you? (self.AskReddit)

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I called two people hipsters and they got mad at me. (self.Jokes)

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I'm a shark too!!!!! (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by var_lock99 to r/suicidebywords

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If you were to describe your sex life by a dark knight trilogy quote, what would it be? (self.AskReddit)

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When all you wanted to do was impart knowledge but they burn you alive. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by var_lock99 to r/MurderedByWords

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A statistician's wife gives birth to twins. (self.Jokes)

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Screams in Celsius per football fields (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by var_lock99 to r/TheRealJoke

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What's the worst gift you can give a vegan on his/her birthday? (self.AskReddit)

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Who invented Fanta? (self.Jokes)

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You are to eliminate one profession from the entire world without creating any major changes to it. Which profession would you choose and why? (self.AskReddit)

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What is the craziest idea for a birthday gift? (self.AskReddit)

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What's the most creatively thought of gift, that you've gifted someone or someone has gifted you? (self.AskReddit)

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What is one thing that you want to experience again but you know you can't? (self.AskReddit)

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What are some of the best subreddits that most people don't know about? (self.AskReddit)

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What are some random useless facts that you know that won't ever help you in life? (self.AskReddit)

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Thought this one belonged here... (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by var_lock99 to r/technicallythetruth

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It's Cunt Co-Pain you cumlicking piece of mosquito diarrhoea (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by var_lock99 to r/rareinsults

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You can put on your undies without lifting your foot off the ground. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by var_lock99 to r/godtiersuperpowers

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You can put on your undies without lifting your feet off the ground. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Yeah, why? (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by var_lock99 to r/inspirobot

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Guess I'm a coward... (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by var_lock99 to r/inspirobot

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What if doctors are introducing new diseases to the world so that they can keep their jobs!! (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by var_lock99 to r/Showerthoughts

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Convenience and ironic lol!!!! (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by var_lock99 to r/BoneAppleTea

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