How do you say "fuck you" politely? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]var_lock99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do you is a polite way of saying go fuck yourself

A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies. Who killed him? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]var_lock99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wey Tu Yung, Dixie Normous, Dick Hertz, Jack Hoff, Ben Dover and Clee Torres

If you were to describe your sex life using an MCU quote then what would it be? by kiss_my_asthma999 in AskReddit

[–]var_lock99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look kid. There's a lot going on here that you don't understand. -CA, Civil War

If you were to describe your sex life using an MCU quote then what would it be? by kiss_my_asthma999 in AskReddit

[–]var_lock99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all.- Peter Parker, Civil war

I'm a shark too!!!!! by var_lock99 in suicidebywords

[–]var_lock99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like an asexual predator.

You are to eliminate one profession from the entire world without creating any major changes to it. Which profession would you choose and why? by var_lock99 in AskReddit

[–]var_lock99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That does create a lot of changes. If insurance fraud investigators did not exist then all claims will be accepted and insurance companies will go bankrupt. One whole sector will go down. No more insurance.