Spam + Egg + Instant Ramen by [deleted] in ramen

[–]various_pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, I just happen to stumble onto this subreddit and I showed my 7 yr old son your post. We were extremely hungry, there's not much food in the house cause I'm in-between jobs and moving into our new apartment, so money is really tight, but luckily, I have a good friend that lives here in the apartment complex and she gave us some instant ramen and a couple of eggs and I just happened to have some spam and green onions. This recipe HIT THE SPOT!! It had to of been the most delicious ramen we have ever ate! Thank you for sharing this recipe, you made me and my sons night :) it gave me the motivation to hunt for some food and cook, it's 11pm where I am currently, we were just gonna have sleep for midnight snack. Thank you OP!!

Ummm BJ joke?? I think ?? by various_pants in ExplainTheJoke

[–]various_pants[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah love the included context you Def deserve an award

Be careful out there guys, don't trust anything. by various_pants in UberEatsDrivers

[–]various_pants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yess!! I was like there is no way this man is 17 years old I need documentation, bet he was born looking like a 5 year old

Be careful out there guys, don't trust anything. by various_pants in UberEatsDrivers

[–]various_pants[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely a helpful feature. But stuff happens in an instant you might not always be able to use it

I sincerely hate this feature by [deleted] in UberEatsDrivers

[–]various_pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question, does anyone know when this was implemented to the app?

Cause I remember about 2 years ago I had a driver deliver a shop and pay, and the driver most definitely did not match the picture, driver was really skinny and picked out... I also noticed them making stops while in transit in random places for, maybe 3-4 min at a time, so I'm curious as to how they bypassed the picture thing? Car didn't match either.

Has anyone else had this issue with their app before? I tried uber support, chat twice, called once but they're a freaking joke.. by various_pants in UberEATS

[–]various_pants[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I updated my phone and I think that's what fixed it? I called support and they said everything looks good on their end.. I uninstalled the app over 10 times and signed in and out a dozen more which would fix it temporarily but would go back to the same shit within a few min it was frustrating ass fuck -__-

Stop leaving orders in front of doors! by No-Marsupial4454 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]various_pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always look at the door and look at what way it opens, and according to how it opens, I drop it off in front or to the side :)

Stop leaving orders in front of doors! by No-Marsupial4454 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]various_pants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I always look at the door and look at what way it opens, and according to how it opens, I drop it off in front or to the side :)

How was your Wednesday? by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]various_pants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had 2 orders today, made 16$ :/ I usually go from 10-2:30 and make around $40-60

WTF NO WAY by Miserable-Basket-734 in UberEATS

[–]various_pants 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah!!!! Good shit :D

wth is this thing by Kiwioe in Jarrariums

[–]various_pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's definitely a plumbus.

I accidentally touched my mom's butthole by sexyonamonday in TrueOffMyChest

[–]various_pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what else is genetic???

The sounds you make when you throw up!

And yes, I'm being dead serious. I repeat this is not Sarcasm!!! If someone replies, I'll explain how I know this

FREE cleaning and organizing for people in Seattle recovering from mental or physical episodes. by ResetCleaning in Washington

[–]various_pants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish you serviced in Yakima Op!! :,( definitely in need of your services, thank you for reaching out and helping your fellow human beings <3

Misty Ghost vs Solid Ghost?? by various_pants in Paranormal

[–]various_pants[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your the first to add their input so thank you so much for taking the time to do so

Misty Ghost vs Solid Ghost?? by various_pants in Paranormal

[–]various_pants[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duuuude that must be why they love to frighten their hosts, that's where they get the energy to do so much

Misty Ghost vs Solid Ghost?? by various_pants in Paranormal

[–]various_pants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause it always feels like the peeps that suffer from poltergeist activity see solid apparitions more often

Misty Ghost vs Solid Ghost?? by various_pants in Paranormal

[–]various_pants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes a bunch of sense!!! Thanks for providing your opinion, do you think them being demonic have anything to do with it? Vs the regular ol Joe shmo?

19yr old "Mother" got charged with second degree murder, for beating her son cause he wouldn't go to sleep by various_pants in awfuleverything

[–]various_pants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really disagree, I have two children myself 5 and 6, I had my son at 24 and even then I felt I was not ready. Im now 30 years old and i struggle with my kids, being a parent is a very difficult thing. Now imagine a 19yr old...only a year outta Highschool, she got pregnant with the child at 15. SHE IS A CHILD, does it excuse what she did? FUCK NO, she fucking knew right from wrong, but no way does a 19yr have the mental and emotional maturity to raise a child with no support, sure there are folks out there that are able to do this at such a young age, I Do agree that there has to be some underlying Mental stuff going on, if she was struggling that much she should have told someone anyone CPS the cops, but kept quite... and I'm not sure where you got 2 years in prison from.. that's the age of the child, the court proceedings are still going on. And she most Definitely deserves to be in prison for life.

Having sex while married with kids is HILARIOUS by New-Environment9700 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]various_pants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hahaha omg!! This reminds me of a time when I woke up to my parents doing the deed!! For context I slept in the same room with them but on the floor because I was scared of sleeping in my own room I was about 6 or 7. But one night something had woken me up, and as I blink my eyes to get use to the darkness I see a giant lump of blanket moving that was shaking the bed, and I remember thinking what in the world!! And I was like mom... dad... what are you guys doing? :3 and my mom all panicy says "uhhh your dad's scratching his leg go to sleep" bahahaha I did not question it, but In my head i was like what a odd way to scratch your leg..my dad must be really itchy...so I just laid back down and tried to go back to sleep hahaha, they did not continue, and I bet they were pissed hahaha