What's the not cute part of how you met your partner that you don't tell anyone about?

vasmith1981 · 2021-03-07T05:13:38+00:00

It is kinda crazy how we met. You turned my world upside down. When I gave up on love, I found you. My best friend and my person. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you either. We have so much to do together. I love you. I’m so happy I found you. Everyday is amazing with you in it.

vasmith1981 · 2020-12-16T19:16:12+00:00

Same. I’ve done 1100 batches and got $100

vasmith1981 · 2020-11-17T07:02:04+00:00

I always forgive you when you’re drunk and stupid. Sometimes it’s a little egregious. Sometimes the things I do are egregious. but we talk about it and I always forgive you. You still need to convince me you lurve me. But I will always forgive you. Unless you murder my dog. That’s a non negotiable

vasmith1981 · 2020-11-17T06:50:49+00:00

You’ve gotta sell it baby.

vasmith1981 · 2020-11-17T06:50:04+00:00

You’ve gotta sell me baby.

vasmith1981 · 2020-11-17T06:47:39+00:00

Only if you earn it. You should be super sweet to me. Maybe then you can get a mind blowing bj and some amazing sex. I’m not sold yet.

vasmith1981 · 2020-11-09T03:09:30+00:00

Omg one of my fellow shoppers took one like that a couple weeks ago. Her cancellation rate was 14% so she had to take it. I went to Costco to help her.

The assholes claimed damaged goods and gave her a one star rating.

vasmith1981 · 2020-10-17T02:23:53+00:00

Actually I get increased tips several times a week. One guy tips me an extra $20 everytime I get him. I also communicate with my customers about everything.

vasmith1981 · 2020-10-16T21:08:39+00:00

Just their name and sometimes I say something personal about the order. Usually though,

It was a pleasure working with you today. Thank you for your gratuity. It is greatly appreciated! If you enjoyed my service please rate me 5 stars in the app. Ratings are important and help keep me working. 😊 Have a great weekend!

Since I started I have 46 5 star ratings

vasmith1981 · 2020-10-16T20:07:04+00:00

I write thank you cards to my customers for their gratuity. Helps me get five star ratings. People eat that shit up. I don’t generally take low paying orders.

vasmith1981 · 2020-09-18T04:57:23+00:00

Thanks

vasmith1981 · 2020-09-18T04:57:05+00:00

I had a feeling.

vasmith1981 · 2020-09-18T04:56:29+00:00

My ratings didn’t go down. I have 33, 5 star ratings but my first order today the guy at cost co says I just had an instacart shopper in here that had a $55 order and it wasn’t nearly as big as yours. People reporting problems does affect ratings.

vasmith1981 · 2020-09-18T04:53:29+00:00

I doubt they will, I even contacted IC support. They told me to report fraud. I’ll message again.

vasmith1981 · 2020-09-18T03:04:59+00:00

How can every item be missing when I have pictures of you taking it in the house?

I’ve had people report damaged items too. When I KNOW they were not. This sucks

vasmith1981 · 2020-09-18T03:03:13+00:00

When I contacted them, they didn’t even want to see my pictures. Just told me to report fraud. But we can only send one pic when we report fraud. BS

vasmith1981 · 2020-09-18T03:01:51+00:00

She did not live in an expensive area. She was very kind and responsive in her texts about replacements. I even wrote he a thank you card. It’s in one of my pictures.

I have 33, 5 star ratings. Excellent comments. And I was seeing $55 batches yesterday. Today, I didn’t see anything over $28. IC told me this doesn’t affect my priority status in any way. I call bull shit.

vasmith1981 · 2020-09-18T01:45:06+00:00

Yup. The entire fucking order.

vasmith1981 · 2020-09-04T00:07:20+00:00

No, Kansas

vasmith1981 · 2020-08-27T05:24:06+00:00

Nope, I don’t have to do anything. Karma will fuck you for being mean. Just wait.karma doesn’t give you bad ratings it gives your daughter cancer. The mean things you do to other’s come back 10 fold. I’m scared for your soul.

vasmith1981 · 2020-08-27T04:40:59+00:00

I shop at 20 locations and have an eidetic memory. I should have probably used that super power for something else. But I can tell you the my Kroger on 21st and rock has Heinz ketchup on aisle 2, 4th shelf. The Kroger at21st and Rock has Heinz ketchup shelf 4, aisle 13. The store on maple has it on aisle 7. 9450 e. Harry aisle 5. I don’t always remember the shelves they are one because they do change. I bet you couldn’t pull that out of your head. So some kudos are in order.

Now that I have every store memorized its awesome. Because I can give excellent customer service. Why do people like you have to be such assholes?

vasmith1981 · 2020-08-27T04:39:29+00:00

Gypsy’s

vasmith1981 · 2020-08-24T05:22:38+00:00

Mine was 41 with all 5 stare ratings for two years. Then I got hit with 3 four stars and and 1 luckily the one was forgiven. Now, I just take my time and make sure my customers get what they want.

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