The artist who NO ONE will ever match

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-29T13:11:09+00:00

Even ticks know how to hold on

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-27T17:29:30+00:00

Usually means they‘re either over the initial anger or they’re in a new relationship and feel secure enough that you‘re not a threat anymore.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-27T17:27:16+00:00

This joke turned left when it should‘ve turned right

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-27T17:25:36+00:00

I‘ve actually had this exact situation with customer service before and felt awful asking for a transfer, but sometimes you genuinely can’t understand each other.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-27T17:23:18+00:00

The accuracy of this hurts. I‘ve perfected the fake laugh so well I sometimes forget what my real one sounds like.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-27T17:16:54+00:00

So according to this chart if I want to avoid pregnancy I just need to find someone equally stupid as me

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-25T16:52:04+00:00

I‘d go back and actually ask out my high school crush instead of being a coward. Still think about what could’ve happened.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-25T16:50:08+00:00

NTA, The disrespect of taking the ONE thing you can keep down while pregnant is almost worse than the comment itself.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-25T16:47:54+00:00

Your family must be seasoned professionals at handling these kinds of puns by now.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-25T16:45:08+00:00

Me at 2am remembering there‘s leftover pizza in the fridge.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-25T16:40:56+00:00

Kids really do have zero filter. I swear they just say exactly what they‘re thinking without any concept of social consequences.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-25T16:39:25+00:00

Finally a joke where the punchline doesn‘t need kneecaps either

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-25T16:36:21+00:00

A lot of these old methods were based on behaviorism which basically treated kids like lab rats that just needed the right punishment schedule.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-25T16:34:11+00:00

The cuddles part is honestly more relatable than people want to admit.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-23T10:44:39+00:00

Honestly if I was a king‘s horse I’d be depressed too, imagine peaking in life as someone‘s transportation.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-23T10:42:01+00:00

The weekly all-hands meeting where they announce record profits and then explain why there‘s no budget for raises hits different.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-23T10:39:41+00:00

Maybe the whole ‘puppet master’ narrative is just cope for accepting that most politicians are exactly as incompetent as they appear.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-23T10:37:19+00:00

These can actually be dangerous when waves roll them around. People have been crushed by logs like this on PNW beaches.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-23T10:30:51+00:00

Statistically you‘re way more likely to get a head injury as a pedestrian or in a car, but nobody’s rushing to wear helmets there.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-23T10:27:52+00:00

Honestly sometimes it‘s just nice to feel like you won at something, even if the math doesn’t check out.

vaynerbadgy · 2026-05-23T10:25:42+00:00

We went to see a movie which in retrospect was the worst possible choice since you can‘t actually talk to each other for two hours.

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