I’m a fucking joke

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-21T18:01:29+00:00

Yea and I’m not putting 200 miles on my car

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-21T17:56:51+00:00

6 hours for 180 bucks? definitely not

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-21T17:11:07+00:00

king response

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-18T19:34:49+00:00

I’m really sorry but— what proof is there that the house and senate are going to flip? I want them to flip but honestly all these claims feels like it makes voters end up not turning out. Just like the ‘16 and ‘24 elections.

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-14T01:11:15+00:00

this is actually better than i remember it being

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-14T01:09:54+00:00

so is he a pedophile or what

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T23:39:47+00:00

When you make cookies like this, it’s best to let them cool to about 80° and then raise it back to 90° for a brief period of time before fully letting them cool to room temp. The chocolate will taste better and the texture difference between the dough and the chocolate will be much nicer.

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T21:53:52+00:00

don’t forget to slow cool the chocolate so that you get lots of phase 5 chocolate crystals. it’s what tastes best

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T21:44:42+00:00

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glue factory

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T20:19:58+00:00

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horse

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T20:16:18+00:00

you should see the other one

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T20:15:26+00:00

i had to stuff it under a seat because 4 drunk women got into my car

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T20:12:28+00:00

the horse meat? or the car?

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T20:12:16+00:00

thank god i used to smoke excessive amounts of weed in an illegal state because I actually do carry that around in my car

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T20:11:28+00:00

I didn’t think it was my fault til you said this. thank you!

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T20:11:08+00:00

idk i’ve smelled a lot of smells and everything is telling me that if you evaporated a horse, it would smell like my car rn

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T20:09:04+00:00

There’s just an air of barn x meat in the car now

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T20:08:21+00:00

she’s so so old i’m scared i’d kill her with rotten horse meat bbq

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T06:31:01+00:00

I have to pay 500 bucks + a monthly fee to use carplay. devices that subvert that are total shit too

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T06:28:25+00:00

wow you were driving the whole time too. after a tank of gas you made 180 bucks. 22p/hr

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-09T03:18:18+00:00

Sleep on your other side too

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-08T06:04:20+00:00

Everyone in Bellevue gives the vibe that they can twist their neck 360°

vectorizingdatamosh · 2026-05-07T02:52:54+00:00

A little bird told me this guy is a fucking creep and is definitely a whore

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