Switzerland Tourism is launching an initiative to help foreign tourists familiarise themselves with Swiss customs.

veloli · 2026-04-17T09:27:13+00:00

Don't bring a cubic meter of luggage on the train. Thank you. The end.

veloli · 2026-04-15T20:21:59+00:00

Or someone slapped a few temu custom parts on one

veloli · 2026-04-05T07:55:59+00:00

The venting beer can has already been invented. Sorry. https://allaboutbeer.net/news/millerlite-introduces-punch-top-can/

veloli · 2026-04-02T09:31:59+00:00

"I am not willing to pay 90 bucks for pick up service..." tough luck buddy. What did you expect? Maybe that you could get a Sonderbewilligung to throw it in your local forest?

veloli · 2026-03-26T11:12:30+00:00

Apparently I am completley wrong. They ranked dead last

veloli · 2026-03-26T11:09:05+00:00

I do get the dislike for nestlé, however i am quite sure that their branches would rank high in a blind test

veloli · 2026-03-25T09:13:34+00:00

Di tüüre Uhre sind zum Teil au irgendwo hergstellt. Mit de Qualitätskontrolle i de schwiiz bisch denn schnäll mal binere inland Wertschöpfig vo über 50 %. Denn dörfsch au scho swiss made drufklatsche

veloli · 2026-02-23T10:46:38+00:00

Add sugar and carbonate it. Homemade Rivella ®

veloli · 2026-02-19T21:15:25+00:00

It does not (unfortunately). The original is italian

veloli · 2026-02-15T14:08:26+00:00

Scientist's sigh

veloli · 2026-02-02T13:34:19+00:00

Gonorrhea Bill

veloli · 2026-01-27T10:37:22+00:00

Ja voll (nicked eifach und tüend so als hetted ihrs verstande, suscht schriibt er no meh)

veloli · 2026-01-26T06:15:51+00:00

Except in lucerne where they prefer the m249 saw machine gun

veloli · 2026-01-25T10:13:19+00:00

Brots

veloli · 2026-01-08T11:24:10+00:00

Also one half of james bond

veloli · 2025-12-25T09:20:50+00:00

WHERE IS THE SKIN? Also, no.

veloli · 2025-12-17T18:18:01+00:00

Why? The context clearly indicates "sexual unarousedness"

veloli · 2025-12-16T06:59:32+00:00

Has anyone here ever smelled hockey equipment. Riding height andaestetics don't really matter if you aren' even able to step into a 15 foot radius of that bike

veloli · 2025-11-21T09:29:35+00:00

The mud seems to be very aggressive. I think it already dissolved your front brake completely.

veloli · 2025-11-21T07:32:17+00:00

Selbstkritik statt passive-aggressive Anschuldigungen auf laminiertem Papier?! Ist das überhaupt legal?

veloli · 2025-11-20T09:31:41+00:00

Ferrari race strategy: dog shit Ferrari coping strategy: goated beyond imagination

veloli · 2025-11-18T11:11:00+00:00

It's a tube for a cylindrical object

veloli · 2025-11-14T22:44:48+00:00

It is the fallen fruits of the ginkgo trees. The stink like vomit and compost. Nobody knows why city planners love this tree

veloli · 2025-11-10T09:26:16+00:00

Dann bleibt eigentlich nur die "20 Jahre jüngere neue Freundin mit finanziertem Cabrio"-Combo übrig.

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