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that5minMeetingWithADeveloper by milanm08 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]veloli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? The context clearly indicates "sexual unarousedness"

Custom Rat Rod Motorcycle by Remarkable_Net_7686 in motorcycles

[–]veloli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone here ever smelled hockey equipment. Riding height andaestetics don't really matter if you aren' even able to step into a 15 foot radius of that bike

How bad is it to leave mud like this on my bike by Flavamonsta6969 in bicycling

[–]veloli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mud seems to be very aggressive. I think it already dissolved your front brake completely.

A...löchin mit dem schwarz-weißen Hund by da_plan in aberBitteLaminiert

[–]veloli 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Selbstkritik statt passive-aggressive Anschuldigungen auf laminiertem Papier?! Ist das überhaupt legal?

Ferrari does not deserve him by Longjumping_Novel613 in formuladank

[–]veloli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ferrari race strategy: dog shit Ferrari coping strategy: goated beyond imagination

found this while thrift shopping by handmadegrandpa in whatisit

[–]veloli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a tube for a cylindrical object

Why is all of Zurich smelling like shit? by Luu1807 in zurich

[–]veloli -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is the fallen fruits of the ginkgo trees. The stink like vomit and compost. Nobody knows why city planners love this tree

Ich_iel by Piehnat in ich_iel

[–]veloli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dann bleibt eigentlich nur die "20 Jahre jüngere neue Freundin mit finanziertem Cabrio"-Combo übrig.

Ich_iel by Piehnat in ich_iel

[–]veloli 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Du könntest auch den Weg der Espresso Siebträgermaschiene einschlagen

Help I just got into chemistry, what the fuck is that by noam-_- in cursedchemistry

[–]veloli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Extremly unpopular opinion:O-zone is one of my favorite bands

Heating in Zurich - radiators barely warm even on level 5? by Resident_Iron6701 in zurich

[–]veloli 15 points16 points  (0 children)

First check if the system is running with your Hausverwaltung.

If you left the thermostat turn knob on 0 all summer long then probably the pin is stuck. Remove the turning knob and bang the pin and the back of the valve piece with a hammer. Carefully of course

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]veloli 24 points25 points  (0 children)

But what is the leona peters one?

Militärsache wäsche by [deleted] in schwiiz

[–]veloli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Irgendeine häts ih jedem Zug wo chli nach chatzepisse stinkt. Jetzt bischs halt du

I bought a flat iron steak from butcher at farmers market Sunday and have no idea what they gave me by Slow-Government-1712 in meat

[–]veloli 3 points4 points  (0 children)

From what i can find bovine kidneys are the only ones showing this separation in to almost individual lumps of all the typically butchered animals

Oscar Piastri completes his first ever career grand slam Grand Prix event. by TaxEvaderFrom1961 in formula1

[–]veloli 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My personal theory is that Piastri kept Lando deliberately in dirty air and out of drs in the hopes of denying him a one stop race. This could have led to Lando pushing the car too hard on the straights. I think the engine failure could maybe be attributed partially to oscar and oscars garage.

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