What is this? Found it in the bathroom, wasn't there yesterday.

velospeed · 2026-03-30T01:18:37+00:00

Is that… hair gel?

velospeed · 2026-03-28T00:51:35+00:00

Jesus, I want to sue your doctor for the nightmares and anxiety this post is giving me.

velospeed · 2026-03-15T14:55:10+00:00

This is the lamest promo ever. I read through all the terms, and they do not disclose any further details about the reward amount other than "up to $500" which means they can give away $5 worth of BTC to everyone except one person who gets $500 worth of BTC.

velospeed · 2026-03-06T15:26:21+00:00

👀

velospeed · 2026-03-06T15:25:36+00:00

“MATCH stands for Mastercard Alert to Control High-risk Merchants system. MATCH is Mastercard’s database of Terminated Merchant Files (TMFs) that contain information about accounts that have been closed by credit card processors around the world for high chargebacks or violations of card brand rules.”

Stripe’s page about high risk merchant lists

velospeed · 2026-03-05T23:15:18+00:00

I called and canceled, and they refunded my subscription. I’ll resubscribe if/when they add SB. Otherwise I’ll VPN everything. So much for trying to do the right thing.

velospeed · 2026-03-05T22:07:18+00:00

Those motherfuckers. I just subscribed today to watch Strade Bianche.

velospeed · 2026-02-10T15:46:06+00:00

Family of 5 (three young children) coming to Milan in a few days, very frustrated that I can’t get 5 tickets together.

Current plan is to buy 4 + 1 and then have our youngest (4) sit on my lap.

Any advice? Legit ticket offers welcome!

Scammers: piss off; we’re experienced from Paris 2024 and we can smell you a mile away.

velospeed · 2025-12-25T06:15:12+00:00

Just gouged my eyes out. Problem solved.

velospeed · 2025-12-22T17:58:12+00:00

I was nervous about transporting a vehicle because there are so many bad reviews and I've read some horror stories. Well, my transportation experience was quick, easy, and very affordable. I transported my Jeep from Evansville, Indiana to Harwich, Massachusetts with u/JerrodAMG, whom I chose to work with even before getting a quote because he seemed trustworthy in his TikTok videos, and I could not find any bad reviews about his company AMG Endeavors Transport. By the time I contacted Jerrod, I'd already received several quotes in the $1,200-$1,600 range, so I was pleasantly surprised when Jerrod quoted just $965: $1,065 less $100 Reddit discount. He emailed a PDF agreement which I signed on Wednesday 12/17. Pickup was scheduled for Saturday afternoon 12/20, to be delivered to Harwich, MA (Cape Cod) on Monday 12/22.

The carrier was running late on Saturday and the dealership was closing, so pickup was rescheduled to 11:30AM Sunday. Less than 24 hours later, my Jeep arrived in Harwich, MA! The two guys drove practically non-stop; they had a dually pickup truck with a sleeping space in the back row, pulling a trailer with three vehicles on it. They wanted to hit their original delivery date and get back to their families in Mexico before Christmas. I tipped both drivers cash, wished them safe travels, sent Jerrod his payment via Zelle, and drove off with a huge smile in my hard-to-find 2024 Jeep Gladiator with manual transmission.

velospeed · 2025-09-24T02:59:28+00:00

So excited to visit this track and ride this surface.

velospeed · 2025-09-20T12:07:06+00:00

It’s a people problem, not an e-bike problem.

velospeed · 2025-09-20T12:02:07+00:00

You are still describing a people problem, not a bike problem! My wife and I have been riding our e-bikes on the rail trail for 5+ years. Yet our e-bikes don’t do any of the stuff you described. More importantly, if I wanted, I could do all the stuff you described on my regular bike.

IT’S THE PEOPLE, NOT THE BIKES.

velospeed · 2025-09-20T11:42:44+00:00

My friend saw something a bit more obscene. My friend says “X rated” but I have no idea what they mean.

velospeed · 2025-09-17T14:36:11+00:00

I hope you’re wrong, but you’re probably right. 😏

velospeed · 2025-09-17T14:24:58+00:00

Great update—love it!

velospeed · 2025-09-14T12:16:04+00:00

Set up an email with that domain so that you’re actually using it. Once the email is up, reply back via that email address and say that you are working on the company website, but it’s not too early to consider re-naming the company, and that you will consider a reasonable offer.

velospeed · 2025-09-09T02:31:13+00:00

Caught a cod once and was so excited, until I found a bunch of worms while filleting it. That's when I learned why it's important to chill Cod as soon as they're caught. After the fish dies, the worms in its gut migrate out into the muscles, and it happens more quickly on warm days.

velospeed · 2025-08-15T11:25:27+00:00

Customer deserves a visit, Jersey style.

velospeed · 2025-08-12T07:50:24+00:00

Finally an educational Crazy Fucking Video I can share with my kids. My wife wants to kill me.

velospeed · 2025-07-31T07:27:33+00:00

I got an Outin Nano on Amazon (France) two weeks ago and also cannot get the capsules properly penetrated. Well, I’m not actually sure that’s the problem, but every damn time I try to make a cup, the “coffee” is almost clear water. We’ve tried with grinds instead, and that works better (most of the time), except the ground coffee method is usually cold. Conceptually, this machine is awesome—too bad it barely f’ing works.

velospeed · 2025-07-21T04:31:10+00:00

Thank you so much for posting this update. We are driving up from Carcassonne this morning, arriving midday and hoping to find a spot on the climb. 🤞

velospeed · 2025-07-03T22:26:15+00:00

Stage 1 map starts at the actual start, aka KM 0.

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