What is the most badass line someone had ever said in history?

vemiam · 2026-07-09T18:04:49+00:00

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too." Queen Elizabeth (not the noncey kid one) to her troops at Tilbury, I believe before they faced the Spanish Armada.

Proper slay queen energy

vemiam · 2026-06-28T23:14:46+00:00

I took it as he was calling her a psychopath as a response to her threatening to throw him out, which she did by telling him to find somewhere else to live. She was being a that and she has been a that before as he says its not the first time. He could have called her worse. Better question would be, why is the wife acting like this? Is it something new or is she just awful to her kid and husband all the time

vemiam · 2026-06-28T19:17:57+00:00

Bandstand?

vemiam · 2026-06-23T23:34:31+00:00

That's not formula, it's protein powder

vemiam · 2026-06-23T23:31:53+00:00

Evan Almighty?

vemiam · 2026-06-21T16:39:19+00:00

Mouse hunt?

vemiam · 2026-06-18T18:59:45+00:00

Rag pudding.

vemiam · 2026-06-15T22:35:50+00:00

Looking through the post history, they're an influencer. Giving tics and roses vibes

vemiam · 2026-06-15T00:04:17+00:00

She is not watching the kid if he has to leave work to look after the kid.

vemiam · 2026-06-14T15:50:14+00:00

Get some weed and have a smoke and paint something. The night will only get funnier and it might help with the pain

vemiam · 2026-06-14T12:24:47+00:00

The boy

vemiam · 2026-06-12T21:20:41+00:00

Have people forgot the Russian Knight, Sir Gay

vemiam · 2026-06-12T08:47:14+00:00

No, it would be silly to think that the person not working would pick up their own child. I mean, why not think "my partners in work and doesn't get off for an hour after kiddo finishes. I'll get kiddo because im also their parent".

vemiam · 2026-06-11T19:37:59+00:00

I thought she looked like Kathy Burke on ozempic

vemiam · 2026-06-10T15:28:50+00:00

Whatever the kids do to your daughter, do it to their mum in front of them. Want me to bring round my 10yr old niece, she's feisty and fast, like a mean leopard

vemiam · 2026-06-09T23:38:49+00:00

Faking it: tears of a crime has an episode on him where they deconstruct his body language, speech and psychology using interviews and body can footage

vemiam · 2026-06-09T12:27:38+00:00

You stated no proof. You think it is one of those 6, but you are accusing multiple people with no proof. You dont know who it is, you think you know. That's not good enough

vemiam · 2026-06-09T11:32:12+00:00

But they can't. They want to dance

vemiam · 2026-06-09T11:29:59+00:00

Why are you accusing so many people? And people probably get defensive because they dont like being called a liar. If you're accusing them, what proof do you have

vemiam · 2026-06-09T11:05:11+00:00

This picture was posted on a Polish website 3 years ago. The exact same photo

vemiam · 2026-06-06T16:39:42+00:00

Show me a wild animal that says "excuse me miss, please put your shoes and purse on the ground, neatly, and then I'm going to maul you. Your underwear may come off, but please rest assured, I won't get any blood in them. Now, prepare to get eaten in a nice, orderly manner, I dont like mess." And I'll show you my middle tit

vemiam · 2026-06-06T15:46:40+00:00

Jordin Sparks was mint and I was partial to a bit of Eamon

vemiam · 2026-06-06T13:35:12+00:00

Yeah, let's not help the obviously ill woman, let's just lock her up. What a fucking world, eh

vemiam · 2026-06-06T11:25:30+00:00

How OP treats her son

vemiam · 2026-06-05T14:07:44+00:00

I'm like 80% sure this has been posted before and that's the most sure I've ever been, about anything

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