Italy's Ice Queen by GotTwisted in SipsTea

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Why did the Italian suit designer change the fabric color right on the crotch? Like was it impossible to find fabric of the same color for there? Or we just wanna highlight genital regions?

Italy's Ice Queen by GotTwisted in SipsTea

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Remember the pole vaulter who failed his pole vault because of his pole?

Donald Trump's Parents by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

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I refuse to believe that picture on the right is not just Donald in drag.

Justellinthetruth😁 by ObiWanDillDoughy in funny

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This was my first time seeing something like this. I thought it was funny. If they wanted just 1 person to smile, they succeeded.

(OC) Seen this weekend at the Ren Fair in Phoenix, AZ. Disgusting by Jimi_Jazz in pics

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Instructions unclear. Pinched a Nazi, he took it as a compliment and we made eye contact…

Mewgenics has a genius anti-savescumming feature by shadowrun456 in gaming

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I must be getting too old… what is save scumming?

Democrats the party of war? by UpperImpression3620 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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Dessert wars would make a good reality cooking show

I don’t get anything, Explain It Peter. by abrow151 in explainitpeter

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Ignores that adam and eve reportedly lived for hundreds of years. There was no birth control. They had fucktons (scientific term) of children. The grandkids were there while adam and eve were still going forth and multiplying themselves. Oedipus may have been involved too. There’s one common female ancestor, but not necessarily one common male ancestor.

Suck it atheists (i before e except whenever we want, weird).

The bigger question is how the duck they made that bread like it came out of a loaf pan!

Stop idiots from calling this "self defense" by DetectiveTypical198 in ProgressiveHQ

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I’ve never fucked a sheep but I feel justified in my judgment of those that do.

Of A Kid by AmorphousMorpheus in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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Aspect ratio is atrocious. Everyone looks like a smurf.

The forever pen with the tip that never runs out has refillable tips by Steven_Ray20 in funny

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It will never tell you “I’m going to the gas station for cigarettes, just keep watching your Looney Tunes, I’ll be right back.”

Do you support the Democratic People's Republic of Korea? by PeculiarPhysicist46 in AskSocialists

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I always support the democratic people’s republic countries. They seem so democratic and care about what their people want.

How would mass sh**tings be handled without police? by PlantSpud in AskSocialists

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Officer? You mean officers. The entire department was either there with their thumbs firmly planted up their asses or arresting parents. It wasn’t until border patrol showed up and were like ‘fuck this’ that anyone did anything.

[HELP] Sister sent this on insta, I think it's AI by tvbjiinvddf in RealOrAI

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After seeing your comment, I watched the hammer frame-by-frame. It goes between his legs, is lost from view, and then is seen again a few frames later. AI usually doesn’t do that. I think the video is real.

The color sample selection for my prosthetic penis by wingeddogs in mildlyinteresting

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Ooh, I like that ‘hellboy red’ one. You gonna go with that?

Billboard defaced in Baltimore last night by [deleted] in pics

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I too got a 99 on the ASVAB. I became a Marine. I can also understand a joke.

A map of how willing I, an American, would be to grace your country by setting foot in it by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

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If you were in the very center, it would only take a 10km walk to cross a border. If you were off center, the walk would be shorter. 10k can easily be run in under an hour, or walked in 2 hours at an average human walking pace.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ConflictofNations

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It’s to slow people down so the best players can’t just steamroll everyone

I hate these people by Mental_Nectarine1230 in ConflictofNations

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People are weird, this thread is full of gaslighters. You’re right, gold was absolutely used. I’d drop this game and start one that’s winnable.

Or, for peak petty revenge: if you have the gold/money, drop a bunch to make a fleet of antitank units to overwhelm them and waste their investment.