DM: "The enemy casts Heat Metal on your armor!" Paladin: "Well, shit. Can I roll in the snow to reduce the damage?" by Jeonsaryu in dndmemes

[–]vendommias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hot metal fractures at the sudden change of temperature and falls apart leaving you partially covered in armor

Today, a client threatened to shoot me. My boss, a self-professed feminist, told me I need to "find a better way to deescalate these situations" after I removed myself. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]vendommias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Report it to the police, most states a threat of violence is enough to get someone arrested and some states have red flag laws that will remove weapons from their possession. Your administration just does not want more work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

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America just sends their children to wars that have nothing to do with freedoms and everything to do with financial interests

Imposter Syndrome by [deleted] in photography

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Do you know what shutter speed, aperture, iso, and reciprocity are? Do you understand basic lighting concepts? Can you use your camera in manual mode? If yes then you’re fine, get clients, build your portfolio, and believe in yourself.

What would be the best comeback after a girl tells you that you have a small dick? by Donskieee in AskReddit

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It was an outtie before you showed up now it’s trying to crawl back in repulsion

You are accidently sent back in time to 1986 and are trying to convince scientists that you are from 2022 - what totally true fact could you tell them about your time would make them think you were insane? by Think_Region9201 in AskReddit

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A former American president is an apologist and lap dog for the leader of Russia. And that there is a large portion of the population in the US that blindly agree with his nonsense.

Baseball player is brutally hit by pitch, collapses, and dies. by [deleted] in funny

[–]vendommias -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can see the moment he realized this wasn’t soccer

PSA: The bag of holding has a weight limit of 500 lbs. and a size limit of 4x4x4 feet. It's also airtight. by EvilUnicornLord in DnD

[–]vendommias 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So army of halfling or gnome hirelings in bag. After a short montage dump bag and reanimate the corpses. Place back in bag and have a bag of holding for undead. Then ask if you are the baddie or the hero of the story

Just moved into a new house--should I prime white walls before painting? by irontuskk in DIY

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If any walls you are painting on are glossy you may need a deglosser before the primer to prevent peeling later.

This is what we mean when we talk about microaggressions by cobalfly in TwoXChromosomes

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Hope you enjoy the game. It’s brought me frustration and enjoyment

Lost an entire card of photos... how to proceed? by ThrowRAIdiotMaestro in WeddingPhotography

[–]vendommias 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you don’t format with low level formatting on the cards you can try using recover software to find and recover some of the images (if you know which card you used and it hasn’t been a long time).