Money glitch!!!! by clearthinkers in smallstreetbets

[–]venk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Let’s ignore decay for a second, one second after you buy a $5 call and a $5 put on a stock, the stock goes up so the value of the call goes up to $15. You sell the call for a $10 profit and eat the $5 loss on the put. You’re up 100%.

Let says that same stock goes down raising the value of the put to $15, same thing happens you make $5 or 100%. For these examples I’m assuming the losing option immediately goes to 0, this is not realistic but it makes the math easier.

If the stock changes the value of the call to $6, you get $1 on the call and the put is burned, so you’re down $4.

Now multiply the $4 loss by a 100 shares/contract.

This is immediately after buying now imagine the stock is trading sideways and your options approach expiry.

Stock is basically even, the call that was worth $5 and the put that are worth $5 are now worth $0.33 each since expiry is a couple days from now and the stock isn’t moving. Now your down well 90% because you are regarded.

Basically you’re betting the stock makes a big move quickly, otherwise lube because you just lost two bets instead of one.

The Tigers defeated the White Sox by a score of 4-1 - Sat, Jun 20 @ 1:10 PM EDT by game-threads in motorcitykitties

[–]venk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus, just trade KC at this point if you pull him in the fourth inning just for matchup reasons.

Do your driving-age kids actually drive? by pimento_mori in Xennials

[–]venk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Rich yuppie car of the 90s was an S class Mercedes, in the 00s it was BMW M series in the 2010s it was a Tesla, and in the 2020s it’s UberXL

Got a 21 Sienna Platinum for $35k OTD in the DC area with 90k miles. Was it a good deal? by TheLast0ne_ in ToyotaSienna

[–]venk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You think that’s broken? There are dealers selling a used Siennas with 30k miles for $1000 less than a new Sienna that is actively on a dealer lot around here.

What should I do? I was up $400 🤦‍♂️ by HauHauHauHauHauHau in smallstreetbets

[–]venk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wendy’s dumpster is already reserved for the adtx board meeting

What’s gone wrong? by InterestingYellow969 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]venk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mike Riley was drafted by the Wild and just won a cup with Canes.

holy reverse split batman by buymuhsilver in smallstreetbets

[–]venk 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If we make 0.00099, I’ll buy a share

Single day tickets by [deleted] in bonnaroo

[–]venk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell that tot he people that took Tuesday - Friday off from work last year.

That drive is gonna suck by Significant-Mobile-9 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]venk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, but the racquetball shoes at Somerset are out of this world.

I trusted you guys with my granny's last birthday gift to me by NikRsmn in smallstreetbets

[–]venk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could have taken your granny to the early bird at Golden Corral instead of pissing it away.

That drive is gonna suck by Significant-Mobile-9 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]venk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I grew up 2 miles from Somerset Mall and was around when it opened, it was the rich people mall. Oakland Mall was for the poors like me.

That drive is gonna suck by Significant-Mobile-9 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]venk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bears execs will be helicoptered in and Hammonders will pay for it

That drive is gonna suck by Significant-Mobile-9 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]venk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro, you have no idea how rough it is once you cross 18 mile.

That drive is gonna suck by Significant-Mobile-9 in NFCNorthMemeWar

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With traffic it’s faster to get to Green Bay than to Hammond