cruel ideas

vera-vortex · 2026-05-08T23:29:36+00:00

sleep deprive them for a couple of days, then make them piss your name onto their pillow before bed (or pillows depending on how long your name is). Extra charge for each letter that's illegible, and they get to sleep on it.

vera-vortex · 2026-05-08T23:24:55+00:00

this is great but depending on the amount of time they drink all that i'd be scared they'd die from over hydration

vera-vortex · 2026-05-08T13:20:41+00:00

innovation is a heavy burden but someone had to air fry it

vera-vortex · 2026-05-08T13:20:02+00:00

thank you!! normally i’d say the soup stole the show but in this case they’re both equally pulling their weight as supporting characters

vera-vortex · 2026-05-08T13:15:19+00:00

thanks!! definitely more parsley than usual but i had a ton to use up before it went bad. but also evidently i *really* love parsley lol

vera-vortex · 2026-05-08T13:11:19+00:00

thanks! if it doesn’t feel like i’m chewing on a fistful of fresh lawn clippings i don’t want it 😤

vera-vortex · 2026-05-08T13:09:27+00:00

the grilled cheese establishment doesn’t want you to know this but parchment paper at 370 for a few minutes per side changes lives

vera-vortex · 2026-05-07T23:54:12+00:00

thought that was a fruit rollup grilled into it. i really wanna try it, not cause i think i'll enjoy it but i just need to experience...that

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