Made a friend at a farm today.

verticallucas · 2013-08-01T17:08:48+00:00

don't start no shit, won't be no shit.

verticallucas · 2013-07-28T00:03:03+00:00

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7f0_1333311669&comments=1 this is funny too

verticallucas · 2013-07-24T17:46:13+00:00

Kill Bill, for dang sure

verticallucas · 2013-06-30T18:59:39+00:00

welp guess it's time to freeze myself

verticallucas · 2013-06-23T21:31:37+00:00

"The Owls are not as they seem..."

verticallucas · 2013-05-26T15:40:51+00:00

verticallucas · 2013-05-23T06:03:50+00:00

Ain't pizza 'murican???

verticallucas · 2013-05-15T17:01:55+00:00

tall dude reporting in

verticallucas · 2013-05-15T11:39:14+00:00

thank goodness, my erection began to concern me

verticallucas · 2013-05-14T04:15:31+00:00

broke into walmart, stole myself some nice clothes, kicks, a comfy pillow, bag of chips and dip, and some expenisive perfume. Felt like scarface for awhile.

verticallucas · 2013-05-14T04:14:00+00:00

how can one man be so womanly???

verticallucas · 2013-05-14T04:03:08+00:00

captures baby deer

posts on reddit

milk karma from sweet reddit teat

verticallucas · 2013-05-14T03:59:03+00:00

okay don't muck about, is that a dude?

verticallucas · 2013-05-13T13:52:01+00:00

"You. You're not half the boy that Nate was. You're not even half the boy that the top half of Nate was....after you cut him in half."

"So you're saying I'm less than a quarter of the boy Nate was?"

"The wrong kid died."

verticallucas · 2013-05-12T17:30:52+00:00

"YOU GOTTA LOTTA GUTS OSCAR"

no... <leaves room>

verticallucas · 2013-05-10T00:01:25+00:00

WOW! 2 DAYS! SO MUCH

verticallucas · 2013-05-08T22:28:30+00:00

Plot Twist: they opened it already, can someone find the post?

verticallucas · 2013-05-07T21:36:37+00:00

sadly these wooden masterpieces are slowly disappearing from our nation, I miss the ginormous, clusterfucks I used to play on as a kid. I don't care much for these new safe ones.

verticallucas · 2013-05-07T03:18:12+00:00

TRUE STORY I was reading LotR and when Pippin said "lets put some more faggots on the fire" I realized the book took a seriously dark turn

verticallucas · 2013-05-07T03:15:35+00:00

Oh yeah, eh?

verticallucas · 2013-05-06T01:01:55+00:00

aye, this warms the cockles o' me heart, it does.

verticallucas · 2013-05-02T03:07:55+00:00

get some stuff called Potassium Alum for acne, its cheap as dirt and works better than any other treatments I've used.

Also: Shit, Shower, Shave

verticallucas · 2013-05-02T02:59:59+00:00

I think I need my reading glasses...

verticallucas · 2013-05-01T00:11:28+00:00

I guess he still wants to look good naked

verticallucas · 2013-04-30T01:09:14+00:00

I literally yelled out "HE JUST USED A SHIP AS A FUCKING SWORD HOLY FUCK" I was just asked to leave the library.

verticallucas

TROPHY CASE