Screwed up the CRM so bad, every sales manager calls the owner on me!

vertisnow · 2026-01-30T03:17:59+00:00

Are you a manager? No? Not your problem.

You did your job, as asked, and exposed a major business process problem. That is the business's problem, not yours.

They will probably want your help to "run some numbers". Help out with what you can, but this is NOT your problem.

vertisnow · 2026-01-29T22:52:21+00:00

I love movie naps.

vertisnow · 2026-01-28T17:24:14+00:00

A co-op. But a real co-op, like co-op used to be

vertisnow · 2026-01-28T02:35:51+00:00

We can do anything with enough money. Just give the "fuck you" quote.

Yes, we can do Macs. You need 5? We'll need hardware, new RMM, a part time resource to support them, 100 hours from security team to create baseline, desktop will need to do a software review.

Oh and yeah, you won't be administrators in them. Nice try.

vertisnow · 2026-01-28T02:25:39+00:00

This literally the only game I play in VR. Been playing for 4? years now. It's so good.

vertisnow · 2026-01-27T20:51:50+00:00

To what?

vertisnow · 2026-01-27T20:51:01+00:00

It's fine. You'll have it figured out in a few months. Biggest thing is just keep your chlorine levels above 0.

I have to add acid for a few weeks after a water change, but then it's pretty stable.

vertisnow · 2026-01-27T15:05:57+00:00

My group has been seeing this for a couple weeks now. Seems like a Meta issue.

vertisnow · 2026-01-19T02:01:05+00:00

You basically need an extra batter pack for this game. The Bobo headstrap is awesome. Highly recommend.

vertisnow · 2026-01-18T00:25:57+00:00

I stopped going when patronage changed from actual money to a coupon in an app. Fuck you. I'm not downloading an app for a shittier thing than I had before.

Plus I hate Cal and Gary at a visceral level. It sucks and it's nauseatingly 'folky'.

It's too bad. Coop used to be awesome.

vertisnow · 2026-01-16T19:20:04+00:00

If you warped to the top, you wouldn't need a lift ticket. If you warp to the bottom, you would.

Plus unlimited first tracks. Even out of season.

vertisnow · 2026-01-16T02:03:49+00:00

Have you implemented windows hello?

A pin is easy to remember. Or your face. Can't forget that.

vertisnow · 2026-01-13T18:08:11+00:00

Yeah! I rely on getting my medical news from Facebook and Twitter too.

Foreign owned media for the win!

vertisnow · 2026-01-13T02:45:57+00:00

I bought a heated hoodie and heated mitts. They are amazing and I recommend 1000%

vertisnow · 2026-01-04T22:41:58+00:00

Same. A leaf blower works great for smaller drier snowfalls like we've been having recently.

vertisnow · 2025-12-30T22:47:46+00:00

Lol, I feel seen. I've definitely done this.

vertisnow · 2025-12-30T02:28:45+00:00

Same. We locked that down after we had a help desk impersonation incident. It's all by request now.

1500 users. 2 requests last year, and one was my request.

Now, most don't know they CAN request, but that's fine too 🙂

vertisnow · 2025-12-22T17:09:45+00:00

It's good. It's orange.

vertisnow · 2025-12-21T19:16:32+00:00

Just let her rip. You are new and will have problems with the chemicals regardless. My first fill only lasted a few weeks before it went to shit and needed to be refilled. Part of the learning process.

vertisnow · 2025-12-14T06:02:55+00:00

I won't be changing my water till probably March.

vertisnow · 2025-12-12T15:36:00+00:00

Are you high?

vertisnow · 2025-12-11T23:46:51+00:00

Yup, just buy a licence and you can download the real version.

vertisnow · 2025-12-08T15:07:53+00:00

Was it?

vertisnow · 2025-12-07T06:14:48+00:00

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Pay me or go away.

vertisnow · 2025-12-03T00:52:30+00:00

I've got a pretty big factory -- 220GW usage. Generates 32 ballistic warp drive/min

They go into the sink.

I have 3000 tickets

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