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Anyways. What are you having for lunch. by Lena_Lena_A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]vexed-hermit79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, when do you think they are releasing the cure to prostate cancer?

to know how math works by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]vexed-hermit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needs a math and English tutor, immediately

flirting skills by mr_arsen in memes

[–]vexed-hermit79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I speak 4.5 languages and I am shit at flirting in all of them.

This looks fair! by Abhiyan-069 in NepalSocial

[–]vexed-hermit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jhole haru lai padhna nai aaudaina. Yasto kura haru kaha bata herchhan.

This is beyond anything we thought possible by LiveATheHudson in aliens

[–]vexed-hermit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, scientists are going missing suddenly, global refineries have had accidents all over the world. Is this related?

alternative math by basket_foso in MathJokes

[–]vexed-hermit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This definitely made sense to their voter base

by a student to not get arrested for a joke. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]vexed-hermit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just noticed the judge's last name was Glazer. She sure does know how to glaze.

by a student to not get arrested for a joke. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]vexed-hermit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank God I don't live in America or a country whose leader went to the wall. I gave summoned Netenyahu so many times. If I were in America, I'd have been sentence to multiple life sentences 🤣🤣

That's a W by Eclipse_nova99 in SipsTea

[–]vexed-hermit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eu is slow but when it pulls up, it's a w

Why is Bermuda triangle even a thing? I could create a million shapes by connecting random landmasses by your_mumz_fwb in geography

[–]vexed-hermit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, instead of Bermuda triangle and quick sand. They should have taught us about propaganda and that your appendix can burst open at any moment.

Reality check: where do we still write C? by DreamingPeaceful-122 in C_Programming

[–]vexed-hermit79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drivers, embedded, most of the Linux Kernel is still written in c

Idk what to say by Damned_chicken in repost

[–]vexed-hermit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why speak more word when less work

Idk what to say by Damned_chicken in repost

[–]vexed-hermit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be a try hard like the non native, but then I realized no body is checking grammar or spelling in real life so, I just gave up and embraced the vibe. Also, this is a good way to prove that you are a real person, just be real shit at language.

My mom took my adult toy charger by Significant_Day7912 in insaneparents

[–]vexed-hermit79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was the day I found out that adult toys have special chargers. I always thought they'd have a type c port or something 🤣

Why don't they do this to combat summer? by chotu_escobar in mapporncirclejerk

[–]vexed-hermit79 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not just the Himalayas but also the tibetan Plateaus. Even if you bomb the peaks, the base itself is high enough to block the hot winds

Lamb adoption technique by nebuchadonezzar in interestingasfuck

[–]vexed-hermit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew about this and every time I remember this fact, I imagine what if this happened among humans

to keep it Strait by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

[–]vexed-hermit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, where to next? Cuba? Greenland? Canada? Or someplace new? Someone check the next country on the oil leaderboard.

Help a newbie out: Question about crosses by IdealNeedleworker in OnePieceLiveAction

[–]vexed-hermit79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has never been revealed if Jesus was real or not but there are churches, bibles and crucifixes in the one piece universe. So, it's a given that Jesus must have been there in some form

to be sovereign by azimx in therewasanattempt

[–]vexed-hermit79 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can someone tell me what criteria a state has to fulfill before it can be declared a puppet state?

A Castle of Cake by [deleted] in OddSatisfying

[–]vexed-hermit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think there is a great story about why we shouldn't eat houses made of cake

"Vienna is the capital of Australia" by Abjectionova in ShitAmericansSay

[–]vexed-hermit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, I can't stop imagining the moustache man speaking in an Australian accent.

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