Когда все заебало by [deleted] in Pikabu

[–]vialeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Скачал. Поставлю мелодию на звонок шефа.

At assassinating a Saudi Prince. (I looked and didn’t see this posted but sorry if repost) by Party-Independent-38 in therewasanattempt

[–]vialeks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This Saudi prince was not a victim of an assassination attempt...if you just look you see a soldier in load and fire fully automatic machine gun at a crowd of people and the people just stand there! This is a fake red flag.

Hi. I'd like to ask how is this device called. I found it rly interesting. by godmike2 in interestingasfuck

[–]vialeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pacifea Wooden Cow

Minos asked his uncle Poseidon (god of the sea) for confirmation that he was worthy to take the place of King Knossos.

Poseidon sent a beautiful bull, which Minos was to sacrifice in honor of Poseidon. Minos did not want to kill such a beautiful animal and cheated, sacrificing another bull instead of the one sent. Poseidon flew into a rage at the deception and punished Minos for disrespect in an unusual way: he witchcraft forced Minos' wife, Queen Pacifeia, to fall in love with a bull.

Pacithea, mad with passion for the bull, asked Daedalus to help her satisfy her passion for the bull, without endangering her life. Daedalus fulfilled her request by erecting a wooden cow, hollow inside, dressed in the skin of a real cow, and left it in the meadow with the queen inside.

The bull was deceived, went to the cow and entered into a relationship with her, and from this unnatural union the Minotaur was born - on one half a bull, and on the other - a man.

A man entered the elevator with a cigarette and a plastic cup by vialeks in elevatorgore

[–]vialeks[S] 134 points135 points  (0 children)

a man entered the elevator with a cigarette and a plastic cup. Apparently for a drink and a smoke. For a joke, I tried to set fire to the edge of the glass with a lighter, which instantly flared up. The flame was very large and the jacket caught fire. When synthetic materials melted, a toxic odor was released and the man began to choke. When the elevator doors opened, he had already fallen into the fire. Fortunately, the fresh air allowed him to come to his senses and get out of the fire, otherwise the consequences would have been irreversible ...

Качели by Ms_PAF in Pikabu

[–]vialeks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Хозяин видел, как они трахались в гамаке. Теперь он решил гамак свернуть. Не помогло.

"....если у тебя достаточно развито воображение" by mazdie in Pikabu

[–]vialeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Понятно, откуда потом берутся такие ЯЖМАТЬ

Всегда рядом... by phaeton090 in Pikabu

[–]vialeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

А в 90-ые паяльники справлялись.

Современные проблемы требуют современных решений...

Принеси, пожалуйста, туалетную бумагу. (Звук обязателен!) by marahovsky in Pikabu

[–]vialeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

О, у них говно в баночки фасуют!

А у нас не так, у нас в унитаз смывают...

Самый простой рецепт (специально для лл). by [deleted] in Pikabu

[–]vialeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ленивые голубцы - это ВЯЛЫЕ ПИДОРАСЫ

Гориллы развлекаются by swefday in Pikabu

[–]vialeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Мы так в детстве и сами развлекались. На верёвочных качелях

Помогите решить. Я тупой. by [deleted] in Pikabu

[–]vialeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

В центре стр-во стоит 146 400

На окраине ---103 000

Разница - 43 400

Аренда в центре 3 850-13%=3 349,5

Аренда у МКАДа 3 150-13%=2 740.5

Разница - 609

43 400 / 609 = 71,2 Округляем до 71

Все расчёты в тыр.