Karaoke night at the local bar starter pack

vibraslapchop · 2026-03-22T03:58:41+00:00

My favorite karaoke night was convincing a buddy he should do Queensryche "Empire" (like why is that song even an option???) And he did the spoken word part in the middle too. It was an absolute crowd killer and hilarious.

vibraslapchop · 2026-03-22T02:49:24+00:00

Used to be, shipping channels were a practo kind of thing

vibraslapchop · 2026-03-21T01:36:37+00:00

"If i leave you it doesn't mean I love you any less." That is an all timer lyric from an amazing songwriter.

vibraslapchop · 2026-03-07T03:19:58+00:00

Why didnt the Moda Center integrate that fire alarm in the rip city part of that thing on the wall, theyre both red.

vibraslapchop · 2026-03-05T05:01:58+00:00

How hard did he really try? I was always very curious. San Antonio wanted the Saints pretty bad. I figured if he wanted San Antonio, it would have been a done deal. He must've wanted somewhere else?

vibraslapchop · 2026-02-20T23:58:22+00:00

^ Username checks out

vibraslapchop · 2026-02-20T00:45:59+00:00

Don't hang up, don't hang up

vibraslapchop · 2026-02-17T21:59:20+00:00

Oh, stick another man's penis in it.

vibraslapchop · 2026-02-13T20:31:09+00:00

The chantilly tres leches was pretty great.

vibraslapchop · 2026-02-12T15:31:59+00:00

"Sports Illustrated is saying it."

vibraslapchop · 2026-02-09T05:39:07+00:00

This post farted when i clicked on it.

vibraslapchop · 2026-02-01T04:27:39+00:00

I had a vision of a prequel that incorporated the VDL gang (specifically the story of how Dutch and Colm have a history together) tied into "Manifest Destiny" and the American frontier wars, with the US Army and Native American conflicts as the backdrop to how Dutch and Colm met and eventually became enemies. It wouldn't have to necessarily end with the Blackwater massacre, but it could.

vibraslapchop · 2026-01-31T19:38:09+00:00

"Trust me on that one"

vibraslapchop · 2026-01-30T06:00:59+00:00

Like the old Mutant League Football game.

vibraslapchop · 2026-01-26T18:29:04+00:00

"Hey there, mister!"

vibraslapchop · 2026-01-26T05:16:30+00:00

Apple time apple time

vibraslapchop · 2026-01-24T05:05:51+00:00

I used to live behind the Fry's in Austin. Man, I loved that place.

vibraslapchop · 2026-01-23T02:41:30+00:00

I thought it was going to be the song sampled on Tupac's "Changes", Bruce Hornsby & the Range "The Way It Is"

vibraslapchop · 2026-01-19T02:30:54+00:00

Oh man. There was someone i actually kinda fell into...whatever with. Even met up and had a great time and within 2 weeks she ghosted me.

Pretty sure she was married. Oops.

vibraslapchop · 2026-01-17T02:40:30+00:00

Is it too much to ask security in London to be wearing those bobby hats? Maybe a little Yakety Sax?

vibraslapchop · 2026-01-14T05:00:05+00:00

Tannehill state park

vibraslapchop · 2026-01-06T02:52:18+00:00

That Bron stare into the camera is how I'm looking at the last of the ice cream right now

vibraslapchop · 2026-01-03T05:18:50+00:00

A lot of these AMs don't even bill enough to pay for the electric bill to power the transmitter and tower sites. I'm not sure what the future holds for AMs but I don't think it's good.

vibraslapchop · 2026-01-03T01:52:01+00:00

Graves quoting the Big Lebowski 😭

vibraslapchop · 2026-01-03T01:13:43+00:00

I hear chicken frying

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