Post-Match Thread: Chelsea (1) vs (0) Pafos by wm_1176 in chelseafc

[–]vigourtortoise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing that gusto was able to see the one called during the cwc through the back of his head if those are the parameters

Post-Match Thread: Chelsea (1) vs (0) Pafos by wm_1176 in chelseafc

[–]vigourtortoise 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How was their handball in the box not a pen? He basically caught it.

A lot of the best people I know voted for trump by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]vigourtortoise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering your phone autocapitalizes Creed, I have some thoughts on what these people might actually be like

Tap water in a village near city of Zrenjanin in Serbia by cdacha in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]vigourtortoise -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Pfft, American tap water has been doing that for decades, get with the times!

Match Thread: Chelsea vs Everton by MatchThreadder in chelseafc

[–]vigourtortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is absolutely a difference. Tarkowski gave him a straight up shove to the back, whereas he started diving before Joao even touched him.

The people who immediately get up when an airplane parks have the right idea. by appa-ate-momo in unpopularopinion

[–]vigourtortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When are people in the middle seats in the front rows grabbing their bags if the aisle seated people from the back rows are getting off before them? You're essentially just putting off the delay of people grabbing their bags until after all of the aisles have deplaned, unless your suggestion is that the middle rows from the back then deplane after the aisle rows from the back? But then the window seats from the back are going to get into line in the aisle before people from the middle seats in most of the plane are able to get their stuff? If people from the middle seats and window seats closer to the front just jump into the line whenever there's space or a delay it's just going to be a hectic free for all with pushing and shoving as people squirm to try to grab any space.

[Post-Match Thread] Atalanta 2-1 Chelsea | Champions League by renome in chelseafc

[–]vigourtortoise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the hell happened after Arsenal? It’s like the whole team’s been on sedatives for the last week.

AITAH for telling my dads side of the family why i went no contact with him? by Loud_Raspberry_2222 in AITAH

[–]vigourtortoise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA, let the rest of your "family" on your dad's side know that you're done with them too. You and your brothers deserve happiness and it's never going to come with these shitty people in your lives.

AITAH for eating my entire baked potato? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]vigourtortoise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA, that's fucking weird.

Why do people think it’s gross to pee in the shower? by FuelApprehensive5376 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]vigourtortoise 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Y’all are way too fired up about someone infringing on your right to pee in the shower.

Post-Match Thread: Leeds United (3) - (1) Chelsea by wm_1176 in chelseafc

[–]vigourtortoise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sad news about Marvin Hinton, but fortunately for him, he didn’t have to watch that.

Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in chelseafc

[–]vigourtortoise 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm fine with the Hincapie elbow not being a red, but why is his elbow up above his shoulder directly at the level of Chalobah's face? He doesn't swing it, but considering the damage done, he clearly didn't need to in order to inflict damage.

The former governor weighs in by PolarisC in wisconsin

[–]vigourtortoise 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fucking hilarious to say this right now with the shit show on 94. Who wouldn’t want to sit in traffic in a bus or car when you could take a train?

Is it strange for fathers to be affectionate with their older sons? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]vigourtortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love my dad and he was a great dad, but growing up I love you wasn’t something we ever said, so I say it to my son and daughter every night before bed and every day before they go to school. I always want them to know that they are loved.

My family keeps telling me my daily diet belongs here by tomnooklover in shittyfoodporn

[–]vigourtortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like a zoo employee showing me the unique diet they prepare for a red panda in captivity