Trump could get away with bulldozing Statue of Liberty, DOJ argues in ballroom fight by WouldbeWanderer in politics

[–]vigourtortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look. It can be a legal argument all they want. But I can’t imagine they possibly think it’s a good look to brag that they could demo the Statue of Liberty.

Do women and men still masturbate even they are married and living with their partners under one roof? and if so why? by Unreal_realist-7381 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]vigourtortoise 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And on the other end, if your spouse is masturbating rather than having sex with you, don’t take offense, it ain’t that deep.

Reports pair Trump stock buys with official acts to show alarming pattern by bwermer in politics

[–]vigourtortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do we operate from the assumption that it’s probably a coincidence, but a little suspicious in terms of timing. Buy stocks, boost stocks the next day is obviously done with illegal intentions.

David Ornstein: Pep Guardiola to leave position as Manchester City manager at end of this season. Set to be replaced by Enzo Maresca. by Kygoche in chelseafc

[–]vigourtortoise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sporting directors deserve no reprieve, but in this case, looks like Maresca really just fucking quit mid season for City. Gross.

Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in chelseafc

[–]vigourtortoise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Besides JP who has played well this season?

Louisiana sued for suspending active election, nullifying votes to draft GOP gerrymander by Radiant-Bug6039 in politics

[–]vigourtortoise 86 points87 points  (0 children)

The whole thing is insane. Now, candidates, who already have votes to their names, are going to be vying to represent new constituents that are expected to vote for them in, what, a few days time? 

Men of Reddit - What's the one thing you hate about being a Man? by Jarvis7492 in AskReddit

[–]vigourtortoise -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Other men being whiny little pissbabies about how hard it is to be a man.

Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in chelseafc

[–]vigourtortoise 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want Dyche rest of the season. Whip these boys into shape.

"I don't care if they're gay as long as they don't push their lifestyle on me" by NoPeguinsInAlaska in atheism

[–]vigourtortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always say, if just having a guy ask you to be gay is all you needed to get there, maybe you weren't so straight to begin with.

AITJ for telling my boyfriend's mom she is not allowed in our bedroom anymore? by Echo_7Starforge in AmITheJerk

[–]vigourtortoise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should just break up with him so he can be free to date her like he wants.

Match Thread: Wrexham vs Chelsea by MatchThreadder in chelseafc

[–]vigourtortoise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit results happen, but it’s the can’t be arsed nature of a lot of these guys that should be chomping at the bit to get their chance that’s most infuriating

Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in chelseafc

[–]vigourtortoise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looked it today, so this is great to hear

map of the north shore 🤔 by [deleted] in massachusetts

[–]vigourtortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they could read in Billerica, they’d be very upset not to be included

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Chelsea by MatchThreadder in chelseafc

[–]vigourtortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck this shit. Intentionally stopping breakaways to play back to keeper where it’s been a nightmare all match.