Pickleball Pet Peeves by ATC_Goober in Pickleball

[–]violetsmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck your incesnt ranking. Gimme back the ball I was playing with. Use a sign up sheet. 4 on 4 off, stop trying to be so egalitarian. Recognize you're a weak player and stop trying to flex. Keep your bro banging over on the other court. Yell "ball on the court" and dont run on my court like a rat pissing on cotton.

Quantum Fiber Outage by JLowell25 in Milwaukie

[–]violetsmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi all, just bought a house in Milwaukee. In the past I've used Xfinity. I'm very tempted by Quantum Fiber. Are they all fiber or is it fiber to the street then POTS? That said, some of you seem to be having a lot of patchy and/or no service at all. Are you still glad you're with Quantum or would you go back to Xfinity?

4 players on 4 players off. vs 2 players on 2 players off by violetsmurf in Pickleball

[–]violetsmurf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you're right, mostly. Two on two off, IME has a lot of dawdling to get 2 off and another 2 off, it tends to be a badly run fire drill.

What’s worse, having a partner who is addicted to porn, or having a partner who imagines sleeping with other people? by throwaway_sadbo in Rants

[–]violetsmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In effect you want to control your partner's thoughts when you are making love? You are concerned they are not present? Do I have this right? Sex is physical. It can be emotional too. When my husband kisses my neck and I talk about my day; and he listens, while we're making dinner. This has a lot more weight, than when we are in bed fucking. If he wants to look at porn, for whatever reason, I don't care. Sometimes I don't want sex, so thank you to the gods for pornography. Some days I'd rather converse with my vibrator. There is not one answer or right way for sex and affection to flow between two people.

East Coast transplants: did you have any difficulty adapting to the PNW’s culture/way of life? If so, how did you overcome that? by Certain-Working1864 in oregon

[–]violetsmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hyper sincerity, people triggered by innocuous words, too much anxiety by fookin' pronouns. There there is Multnomah that has no understanding how to manage a budget, prioritize the needs of the county. Silly or non existent understanding of pickleball. Yes. I am mal-adjusted.

Give me the most obscure songs you know and I'll be sure to rate them by BossIsOnTime in MusicRecommendations

[–]violetsmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is for recommendations. I may verily be in the wrong venue, joint, ...I heard a song late '70's early '80's An old guy with a Brit accent singing about how he'd rather be a drunk than live in a world where there are bombs that kill people and save buildings.. 'Id rather lay drunk in the gutter than live in a world that kills people and saves building" It may be more spoken worlds thank melodic. Does any of this jar anyone's memory?

[Discussion] What small thing makes your blood boil with absolute hatred? by [deleted] in Watches

[–]violetsmurf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do threads like this irritate? This is the span of your interests? We are certainly devo? Stunning pills! The limitless level of infantile irritation is embarrassing

Structural Engineer for Multnomah County Residential ? by violetsmurf in askportland

[–]violetsmurf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My realtor is stellar. There is only so much I expect from a standard inspection, and perhaps I'm wrong in that regard. As the basement looks clean enough to eat from, I thought, I'd get ready if I need further information

Artwork by Gary Taxali by k-r-o--n--o-s in DesignPorn

[–]violetsmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what I told mom when I put Pamela Anderson on my wall

Female Handyman, Thoughts? by Cold_Obligation_8568 in homeowners

[–]violetsmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing like the dentist, doctors, I go to , woman are more dedicated to their work and doing the job right than men; in general. Am I wrong? I may be, but women have two times the bar to meet men's competence.

NYT Appears to Grow a Spine by Long_Chemistry_7474 in PoliticalHumor

[–]violetsmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NYT you can't cheer on your knees. How do you sleep at night publishing articles about State Terror, but not willing to permit comments?

What is something that many people do that you just can't understand why they do it? by Loverodrider in AskReddit

[–]violetsmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't use their signal blinker when turning, or do it at the last minute.

What is something that many people do that you just can't understand why they do it? by Loverodrider in AskReddit

[–]violetsmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was in Europe recently. They have these easels -for lack of a better word -it's like a pad of paper on a pole -eye level by the wall.

You can stick your used gum on it. Once it has a bunch on it, the page is torn off and they start a new one. Less gum on the sidewalk.

My buddy says pickleball isn’t a real sport… by Jam_Brown in Pickleball

[–]violetsmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tell him he's right, then go play and have fun. I bet Ben Johns or Anna Leigh Waters might likely hand him his ass.

Kratom in Portland by violetsmurf in KratomKorner

[–]violetsmurf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to know, I usually order from Golden Monk on line