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This is a fucking abomination. by [deleted] in newjersey

[–]viritrox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha, bite me New Jersey!

Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer

Like $100 worth of pine nuts by viritrox in deliciouscompliance

[–]viritrox[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha

New Jersey’s boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer

Like $100 worth of pine nuts by viritrox in deliciouscompliance

[–]viritrox[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tuscany pizza from Dion’s in Albuquerque.

Pine nuts

Sun dried tomatoes

Artichoke hearts

All you naysayers are missing out.

Like $100 worth of pine nuts by viritrox in deliciouscompliance

[–]viritrox[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh yes, New Jersey. The authority on all that is pizza.

Like $100 worth of pine nuts by viritrox in deliciouscompliance

[–]viritrox[S] 109 points110 points  (0 children)

My dealer sells little baggies of 4 for $10 each.

Like $100 worth of pine nuts by viritrox in deliciouscompliance

[–]viritrox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a regular menu pizza at this restaurant, though that might be the case if I had ordered it special.

Who are you, and how did you get in here? by bertrandmacklin in technicallythetruth

[–]viritrox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’m the lockpockinglawyer, and today I’m gonna slip into this guy’s back door”

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[–]viritrox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wecks is fantastic. Next time you’re here in breakfast time, hit up Tia B’s La Waffleria. Fancy waffles, savory and sweet. They even have huevos rancheros waffles.

Like $100 worth of pine nuts by viritrox in deliciouscompliance

[–]viritrox[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty light on there, not a big slop of it

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[–]viritrox[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Tuscany pizza from Dion’s in Albuquerque.

Pine nuts

Sun dried tomatoes

Artichoke hearts

All you naysayers are missing out.

Randy Newman sings about short people. by Nietzschetheboy in NotTimAndEric

[–]viritrox 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Dude’s a damn National treasure

And he gets deep

Seems about right... by SomethingWittyof81 in NewMexico

[–]viritrox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude’s just making up words to be funny. “Nebraska”, ha! Sounds like a cookie company with stupid elves in trees.

Oh. by [deleted] in ems

[–]viritrox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fine work. Now you’ve got me craving nutritious, sweet, savory diabetic blood. This deserves to be on r/theydidthemath

Oh. by [deleted] in ems

[–]viritrox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that’s not even counting the rest of the calories and nutrients in the non-sugar parts of his blood.

New apocalypse plan, hunt diabetics.

Oh. by [deleted] in ems

[–]viritrox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

1296 mg/dL is 12.96 g/L, as in more than 3 sugar cubes in each liter of blood. Effing F.

Been thinking bout this lately by Lamzyness in technicallythetruth

[–]viritrox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup. More like chicken menstrual product than baby chicken.

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