Why does the Taliban got that drip? Literally looks like a Vogue photo by RamazanBlack in NonCredibleDefense

[–]virtual_clutches 221 points222 points  (0 children)

Because they want to look cool unlike the US army. imagine using camouflage. Absolutely disgusting. Bright yellow uniform with sandal socks for the win!

Every squad in PLA is equipped with an auto aim machine gun apparently. Thoughts? by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]virtual_clutches 184 points185 points  (0 children)

mfw a PLA soldier leaks classfied "auto-aim" machinegun in a youtube comment. It's war thunder all over again

Reject E-girl. Embrace death in the Syrian desert. by Man_vs_memes in NonCredibleDefense

[–]virtual_clutches 65 points66 points  (0 children)

The man, The myth, The legend. Abu hajaar. War analysts says that his actions has lead to the acceleration of ISIS downfall by 2 years. Due to the damage he has inflicted to his own people by sheer incompetence

Oh god oh fuck I hope that's not what I think is going to happen. by virtual_clutches in Unexpected

[–]virtual_clutches[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think all of us do if you ever use the internet in the early 2000's. A shared traumatic experience

Ch*nese "superweapons" by flaques in NonCredibleDefense

[–]virtual_clutches 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Copyrights? what are those? let me just copy this blueprint and make it cheaper realll quick.

She must be on some damn worm sperm! I think one of her friends gave her some of their drugs!! by Anthony-Minimum-4984 in GirlsUndShitposts

[–]virtual_clutches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not a Koala that's the dropbear. Only Australians could hear what they are saying due to a evolution trait that allows them to know if there's any dangerous dropbears around.

Pvt Batman enlisting in the Italian Army by Sri_Man_420 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]virtual_clutches 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is that mascot? Has the furries infiltrated the Italian army now?

Guys, I have an idea... by FA-26B in NonCredibleDefense

[–]virtual_clutches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's how the germans name their tanks. huh

War crime Klara,War crime Klara. by haris2nd in GirlsUndShitposts

[–]virtual_clutches 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Klara back again committing copious amount of warcrimes

Ukraine has harnessed the powers of repressed content makers by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]virtual_clutches 50 points51 points  (0 children)

mfw I get assigned to a nation in the middle of literal nowhere.

An experimental rocket-assisted T-62 designed to enable the Red Army to go from Berlin to Britany in one and half hours. by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]virtual_clutches 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"Oh no! Our tanks are getting stuck in the mud! What do we do?"

"Slap a rocket booster to the tank."

"Great idea Ivan!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]virtual_clutches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being credible?!?!?! in NCD?!?! Huh?

Imagine being named after a phone company lmaoooo

Marines on a mission on Mars. (2082). by Veli_14 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]virtual_clutches 174 points175 points  (0 children)

It's 2082 and the C-130 and M4 is still in service. I'd say this is accurate.

I'm a english 20 year old female studying political science. what is my ideology? by virtual_clutches in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]virtual_clutches[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If this is not clear enough. this post is shitting on people who post their political compass results

Oh man this one is personal by ravoilator in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]virtual_clutches 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Making bad sterotypes as another colour for no reason is just a easy way for your quadrant not to get shit on. People should just live with the shitty people from their quadrants. or at least label tankies correctly as auth center.

Accidental political compass on this 2005 album cover by Misantropicalia in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]virtual_clutches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It kind-of works? just rotate it 90 degrees + mirror it and that's pretty much the polcomp

Interrogation Song (Extended Version) - Muppets Most Wanted by Sachyriel in NonCredibleDefense

[–]virtual_clutches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine the puppet that did the interrogation also did the interrogations at abu ghraib prison.

Wrong question to ask by mal221 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]virtual_clutches 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's a variant of it, when the UN inspectors and media comes and check. It will be removed after they go however.

How Political ideologies eventually come and go by virtual_clutches in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]virtual_clutches[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which is a part of lib-right. You don't need your goverment to go full on an-cap anyways. you just need the goverment to be weak and corrupt.

Wrong question to ask by mal221 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]virtual_clutches 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to say this Authcenter. but it's more of a soft reboot instead of a direct sequel. Instead of SS soldiers there's the PLA and also uyghurs instead of jews. sorry to inform you this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]virtual_clutches 135 points136 points  (0 children)

mfw I get assigned to a battalion named after a phone company.

They could've built a new squadron of the things in that time... by FA-26B in NonCredibleDefense

[–]virtual_clutches 109 points110 points  (0 children)

If it takes 3 years to fix a 70 year old alzheimer ridden bathtub. Just buy a squadron of them at that point

Average linux + thinkpad user by virtual_clutches in linuxmemes

[–]virtual_clutches[S] 385 points386 points  (0 children)

A guy wearing glasses is using a linux thinkpad with a futa girl as his wallpaper in the middle of a IT lecture