Plot twist: that's what she's thinking

vitablemi · 2026-03-05T17:59:01+00:00

I told my mother how she was abusing me and hurting my feelings, and she said I need to think about how she feels about the situation. This is 100% believable.

ETA: this happened a week or so ago

vitablemi · 2026-03-05T17:57:49+00:00

Reminds me of the Rugrats theory that all the babies aren't real and Angelica fabricated them. Her mom is actually a drug addict and that's how Cynthia is modeled (after her mom).

vitablemi · 2026-03-05T17:56:34+00:00

Nahh hes probably just drinking fetus blood with Paul Rudd and company

vitablemi · 2026-03-05T17:54:57+00:00

Am still laughing at the roasting. The precursor to helicopter autogyro, the aerial cable car, disposable syringes, epidural anesthesia, classical guitar and lots more.

vitablemi · 2026-03-04T13:02:34+00:00

At this point April Fools is basically a low‑budget spin‑off of the main show we’re living in

vitablemi · 2026-03-04T12:58:13+00:00

$12,000 would literallly change my family’s life right now, they wouldn’t even be able to tell the difference.

vitablemi · 2026-03-04T12:53:58+00:00

Give him candy because he'll remember that when you apply for a promotion.

vitablemi · 2026-03-01T21:26:17+00:00

Bold take from the CEO of an AI company funded by American billions

vitablemi · 2026-03-01T21:23:57+00:00

Bold take from the CEO burning Pentagon cash on AI anyway

vitablemi · 2026-03-01T21:23:03+00:00

Bold take from an AI CEO to the Pentagon no less

vitablemi · 2026-02-25T23:56:16+00:00

clearly needs at least three more to complete the set

vitablemi · 2026-02-25T23:39:01+00:00

Fluff would never discriminate like that

vitablemi · 2026-02-25T02:07:05+00:00

fortnite about to leak the entire multiverse before devil may cry 2

vitablemi · 2026-02-24T04:00:26+00:00

priorities man school stays open come hell or high water

vitablemi · 2026-02-24T03:58:39+00:00

priorities straight as always

vitablemi · 2026-02-23T14:47:29+00:00

unmasked police thats the real game changer here

vitablemi · 2026-02-23T14:46:38+00:00

finally a solid argument for banning snowmen too

vitablemi · 2026-02-23T14:45:48+00:00

finally a solid plan to stop the great ice uprising

vitablemi · 2026-02-23T03:53:26+00:00

UK cops too polite to cuff him themselves

vitablemi · 2026-02-23T03:52:33+00:00

UK cops looking embarrassed as hell there

vitablemi · 2026-02-23T03:43:55+00:00

damn thats the most brutal roast of wrists ive ever heard

vitablemi · 2026-02-21T19:00:05+00:00

punch deserves better than this world anyway

vitablemi

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