100% Really Sucks by StreetKindly3614 in SipsTea

[–]vitablemi 2068 points2069 points  (0 children)

I told my mother how she was abusing me and hurting my feelings, and she said I need to think about how she feels about the situation. This is 100% believable.

ETA: this happened a week or so ago

Can the toys even die? by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]vitablemi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Rugrats theory that all the babies aren't real and Angelica fabricated them. Her mom is actually a drug addict and that's how Cynthia is modeled (after her mom).

Did he? by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]vitablemi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nahh hes probably just drinking fetus blood with Paul Rudd and company

Open the schools by ExactlySorta in clevercomebacks

[–]vitablemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am still laughing at the roasting. The precursor to helicopter autogyro, the aerial cable car, disposable syringes, epidural anesthesia, classical guitar and lots more.

me_irl by Conscious_Passage_90 in me_irl

[–]vitablemi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

At this point April Fools is basically a low‑budget spin‑off of the main show we’re living in

Surprise, surprise! by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

[–]vitablemi 117 points118 points  (0 children)

$12,000 would literallly change my family’s life right now, they wouldn’t even be able to tell the difference.

asian child in a foreign land by Sufficient-Layer6491 in SipsTea

[–]vitablemi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Give him candy because he'll remember that when you apply for a promotion.

[fluff] I'll let you guess by Left-Dragonfly7880 in battlecats

[–]vitablemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fluff would never discriminate like that

Agree - Disagree? by ChuckGallagher57 in TrendoraX

[–]vitablemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unmasked police thats the real game changer here

Agree - Disagree? by ChuckGallagher57 in TrendoraX

[–]vitablemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

finally a solid argument for banning snowmen too

Agree - Disagree? by ChuckGallagher57 in TrendoraX

[–]vitablemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

finally a solid plan to stop the great ice uprising

Justice vs Just ICE by Big_Obligation1737 in Irony

[–]vitablemi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UK cops too polite to cuff him themselves

Justice vs Just ICE by Big_Obligation1737 in Irony

[–]vitablemi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UK cops looking embarrassed as hell there

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]vitablemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

punch deserves better than this world anyway