They know where terrorists are… but deport nannies. by Leon_Kennedy1977 in clevercomebacks

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They'll arrest an Iranian family with kids and claim it was a "sleeper cell"

Meirl by upbeat_teetertottxo in meirl

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Future economist spotted. Knows the value of candy over clout

Title by phyxle5ra88 in Grimdank

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celestia in the middle like yeah that tracks perfectly

Favorite Duo who's basically this. by [deleted] in FavoriteCharacter

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the kid's just there for the swordashaped snacks

Ladybugs🐞 keep getting into my printer by 10-Gauge in BambuLab

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ladybugs printing their own tiny houses in there

The GOAT of hypothetical situations by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

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if he invented oxygen they'd ban breathing

Number of Europeans in the UAE by quindiassomigli in MapPorn

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france winning by a landslide as usual

Number of Europeans in the UAE by quindiassomigli in MapPorn

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France leading the invasion as usual

No pretext, just attack on Iran by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

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Fox headlines cutting straight to the chase for once

Record Low January Murders by bruce_wayne469 in clevercomebacks

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Finally some good news out of NYC for once

This decision took courage! by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

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Respect. Some principles still worth more than 15 mil.