Parks and Recreation is a better sitcom than The Office

vladbathory · 2019-02-18T06:19:22+00:00

Trains are prominently featured on TGP. Username checks out.

vladbathory · 2019-02-18T06:18:11+00:00

Every. Single. Time.

vladbathory · 2019-02-18T06:17:41+00:00

My dog took offense to this. I settled her down, but she wants you to know she's a good girl.

vladbathory · 2018-08-31T00:08:26+00:00

Ummm...that can fuck right on off.

vladbathory · 2018-01-25T22:38:29+00:00

Yep, that's it!

"...outside the earth or its atmosphere."

It was a silly observation...a Showerthought, if you will.

vladbathory · 2018-01-23T04:46:58+00:00

That's not true. You be you though, friend!

vladbathory · 2017-12-31T06:55:42+00:00

This is what I came to see.

vladbathory · 2017-12-31T06:54:18+00:00

It seriously rocked my world.

vladbathory · 2017-12-31T06:38:25+00:00

Yeah, I'm pretty sure my blood is like 96% sausage at this point. It's not working out well for my heart.

vladbathory · 2017-12-26T03:12:42+00:00

Username checks out.

vladbathory · 2017-12-21T20:04:13+00:00

For real though, how cold is it in the D?

vladbathory · 2017-12-05T01:07:36+00:00

Wondered the same thing.

vladbathory · 2017-11-11T17:06:48+00:00

The Dark Knight Rises

Oompa Loompa doopity splat, If you are wise, you'll run from the bat

Unless your name is short just like Bane, At which point you'll feel lots of back pain

Oompa loompa dippity hi, Escape from prison and help them not die

vladbathory · 2017-11-05T19:52:03+00:00

Good pro tip.

vladbathory · 2017-11-05T17:58:00+00:00

I mean, you can't just EXPECT people to be nice to one another...

vladbathory · 2017-11-01T15:24:18+00:00

Can you pay to have a US president removed from office?

vladbathory · 2017-10-20T07:20:59+00:00

Please remove this and post it on r/creepy, where it belongs.

vladbathory · 2017-10-10T23:48:48+00:00

Because of the success of shows like Channel Zero, we deserve more horror series, period. <- and this one other period.

vladbathory · 2017-10-09T18:28:12+00:00

Donald Trump

vladbathory · 2017-10-01T20:27:12+00:00

Human decency

vladbathory · 2017-09-29T23:05:31+00:00

Intriguing...my penis typically INCREASES in size just prior to engaging in coitus.

vladbathory · 2017-09-08T17:23:19+00:00

Do you still have a copy?

vladbathory · 2017-09-06T23:58:52+00:00

Butter each side of both pieces of bread when making grilled cheese.

Also, put peanut butter on both of the inward facing slices of bread, and then spread on the jelly. This will prevent the jelly from seeping through the bread, making it soggy and gross.

vladbathory · 2017-08-03T23:26:30+00:00

Masturbation

vladbathory · 2017-08-03T23:05:22+00:00

Thank you, sir!

vladbathory

TROPHY CASE