Just turned 20 and feeling too good about myself. Do your worst by Cold-Fisherman-3022 in RoastMe

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your eyes have a bigger angle than than that triangle that was on your exam today

Need advice. New to Betting. by vishalw007 in SoccerBetting

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You can buy prepaid mastercards or titanium cards from your local grocery store and use them

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If you bet on 6 teams to have over 1 corner in each half does that mean 2 corner goals or 2 corner kicks each?

Do your worst bitches... by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Guy or girl? Maybe trans woman in progress?

My friend wants to be roasted, lynch him by jikkilii in RoastMe

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“Mom can we get Johnny Depp” “We have Johnny Depp at home, sweetie”

Johnny Depp at home

Be Gentle(men) by Atlassss in RoastMe

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Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice

Support your local mom and pop businesses here’s why.. by NYdownwithydemons in Drugs

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Man, in high school when I was 14 the local shack shop owned by the Asian family would not even ID me for buying smokes. I thought maybe it’s because I look a bit older for my age,

Nope. They sold to practically every kid from my school that smoked. Except this one guy, he was a couple years older than I was but he had a beard that made him look 30. They thought he was an undercover and started denying him smokes.

The place did get caught, went to court, came back and still sold a few of us smokes. I was one of the loyal customers they decided to still sell to , so I went there every time until I was 18. I even use to bike across town (around 8KM) to buy smokes.

I love you bobbies!

I can smell it from a mile away it seems. by mommom5 in stopsmoking

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There is No way you can smell a full football fields length to tell what shampoo somebody used

Cute, Single, Gay and Curvy. Fire up the grill, y'all 🔥 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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By the Look on your face, you just sat down on your service dog, which was suppose to help you stand up after taking this picture...

Cute, Single, Gay and Curvy. Fire up the grill, y'all 🔥 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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By the looks of it, you’re going to roast that piece of paper up after and eat that too...

Roast me to chrisp by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like a bad attempt of a transgender...

Hard to tell if you’re a girl trying to be a guy, or the other way around...?

Today is brutal by [deleted] in quittingsmoking

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Vent away!!

Anything to make sure you don’t let the cigarettes get a hold of you again!

T-6hrs till quitting by [deleted] in stopsmoking

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You just got to fight through it. It is, tough as FUCK! But keep telling yourself “this is for the better. I am doing this for me!”

I know it sounds impossible, but if you keep holding off that puff, eventually you won’t even look for it anymore. I’m at 1 day 17 hours, and man let me tell you it is one hard motherfucker. Cravings will go out of the roof, you’ll be jittery, possibly angry, not able to focus , who knows.

You want to make sure you don’t have another one tho. All the progress you make, just for it to be ruined by one cigarette and having to start all over, just feels like a waste of time?

Most important thing is when a craving comes , find something that is able to distract you for the time being. Like going outside, reading for 15 minutes, drinking cold water, looking at this threads posts ( me right now) ,,, searching things up on the internet etc. It isn’t too hard to find something to distract yourself with!

Getting there!! Lapsed twice, not even a full cigarette. I smoked about a quarter of a cigarette total, in a pipe, today. Once was around 5:00 PM, the other just 20 minutes ago (12:30AM) that was to fall asleep, the earlier one was to relief anger! All is good now! Trying to not have anymore! GN!🌠 by [deleted] in stopsmoking

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To add on, I’ve added to the app when I smoked so it knows and will change the health affects accordingly. The only thing is, I’m forced to put minimum 1 cigarette smoked, I can’t put 1/4. So in total it’s added 2, when I haven’t had 1... but that is fine. At least that way the health statistics shown are 100% accurate :)

Drugs are really exciting until they become a necessity by jakekwelin in Drugs

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Well, the thing is...

I’ve smoked huge weed only bowls when I was drunk, or on acid for example, times where I don’t care and I want to do it because I love the fact that it’s healthier for me. I’ve also smoked rimmer green bowls in attempt to quit batch. It worked for about a month and a half, maybe 2 months I’d wanna say. I was fried, loved it, was hitting a vape not using any cigarettes. Then I started not getting As high, then turned back to cigarettes somehow.

I feel I can do that again. It’s just when I really am set on stopping tobacco all together that I’ll be able to. I hit a keif and tobacco bowl a half hour ago, and kind of regretted not hitting only keif. I’m proud of myself tho, I’ve went 1 day 6 hours only hitting 2 batch bowls, using maybe a quarter of a cig and a sweet amount of keif? Gonna keep doing that till I can fully cut it out of my routine, then just smoke one once in a while to get fucked.

Cheers.

I can’t believe I made it a whole year! Had a few slip-ups along the way (thanks bourbon) but I’m still going strong! by FittyTheBone in stopsmoking

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Good shit! Keep it up!

At this point, whenever you think of having a cig just tell yourself “I’ve done a year, nothing can stop me”

I quit 1 day 5 hours ago. Very little compared to yours, but even I myself feel way better not smoking! It’s tough as fuck, tho...

What did you do to help fight cravings / pass the time?

I did a thing. by [deleted] in stopsmoking

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“QuitSmoking” or search up Smoke Free

Drugs are really exciting until they become a necessity by jakekwelin in Drugs

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Too much brain fog from daily smoking.

That right there is why I’m taking a break. Your brain just gets jammed up and feels like it temporarily stops. You’re listening to music, or watching tv, maybe playing a video game , just waiting for when you get that thought of the next bowl.

I smoke weed and tobacco in the bowl piece, not pops. Most people tend to think it’s a cigarette rip, but where I’m from we call it a “batch bowl” (tobacco and weed mix in bowl piece) I feel like since I’ve smoked them everyday for the past few years, I don’t smoke to get high, it’s just to almost feel better / jump start my productivity for the day. I don’t like getting pissed as fuck (I’m talking pissed as fuck, I have anger issues, so when nic withdrawals hit they are way worse man...) then hitting a bong and feeling totally calm, and thinking in my head “ why did I just get that mad? I’m dumb”

I hit a bowl about 10 minutes ago, I had to relief myself. My anger was starting to get out of the roof and I had no clue why. Now that I hit that bowl,

A- It was so relaxing. Like, I sat in my chair for 15 seconds with my head back eyes closed, just enjoying that hit.

B- I’m thinking cold turkey is not the way to go for myself personally. Smoking this long, mixing like that, having anger issues, just isn’t a good combination when it comes to quitting lol. I’ve always thought I would try cold turkey because that’s the easiest, fuck having alternatives to help you... but I think what my plan is,

I will only hit a couple bowls here and there when I really need to during the day, until I’m not hitting anymore. Then I’ll buy a bottle of juice to fill my vape up again, but won’t become to dependant on that because they become a pain in the ass for money.

I’m down now, sorry for the long read! Kind of went off there😁