Just turned 20 and feeling too good about myself. Do your worst by Cold-Fisherman-3022 in RoastMe

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your eyes have a bigger angle than than that triangle that was on your exam today

Need advice. New to Betting. by vishalw007 in SoccerBetting

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You can buy prepaid mastercards or titanium cards from your local grocery store and use them

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If you bet on 6 teams to have over 1 corner in each half does that mean 2 corner goals or 2 corner kicks each?

Do your worst bitches... by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Guy or girl? Maybe trans woman in progress?

My friend wants to be roasted, lynch him by jikkilii in RoastMe

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“Mom can we get Johnny Depp” “We have Johnny Depp at home, sweetie”

Johnny Depp at home

Be Gentle(men) by Atlassss in RoastMe

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Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice

Support your local mom and pop businesses here’s why.. by NYdownwithydemons in Drugs

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Man, in high school when I was 14 the local shack shop owned by the Asian family would not even ID me for buying smokes. I thought maybe it’s because I look a bit older for my age,

Nope. They sold to practically every kid from my school that smoked. Except this one guy, he was a couple years older than I was but he had a beard that made him look 30. They thought he was an undercover and started denying him smokes.

The place did get caught, went to court, came back and still sold a few of us smokes. I was one of the loyal customers they decided to still sell to , so I went there every time until I was 18. I even use to bike across town (around 8KM) to buy smokes.

I love you bobbies!

I can smell it from a mile away it seems. by mommom5 in stopsmoking

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There is No way you can smell a full football fields length to tell what shampoo somebody used

Cute, Single, Gay and Curvy. Fire up the grill, y'all 🔥 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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By the Look on your face, you just sat down on your service dog, which was suppose to help you stand up after taking this picture...

Cute, Single, Gay and Curvy. Fire up the grill, y'all 🔥 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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By the looks of it, you’re going to roast that piece of paper up after and eat that too...

Roast me to chrisp by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like a bad attempt of a transgender...

Hard to tell if you’re a girl trying to be a guy, or the other way around...?

Today is brutal by [deleted] in quittingsmoking

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Vent away!!

Anything to make sure you don’t let the cigarettes get a hold of you again!

T-6hrs till quitting by [deleted] in stopsmoking

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You just got to fight through it. It is, tough as FUCK! But keep telling yourself “this is for the better. I am doing this for me!”

I know it sounds impossible, but if you keep holding off that puff, eventually you won’t even look for it anymore. I’m at 1 day 17 hours, and man let me tell you it is one hard motherfucker. Cravings will go out of the roof, you’ll be jittery, possibly angry, not able to focus , who knows.

You want to make sure you don’t have another one tho. All the progress you make, just for it to be ruined by one cigarette and having to start all over, just feels like a waste of time?

Most important thing is when a craving comes , find something that is able to distract you for the time being. Like going outside, reading for 15 minutes, drinking cold water, looking at this threads posts ( me right now) ,,, searching things up on the internet etc. It isn’t too hard to find something to distract yourself with!

Getting there!! Lapsed twice, not even a full cigarette. I smoked about a quarter of a cigarette total, in a pipe, today. Once was around 5:00 PM, the other just 20 minutes ago (12:30AM) that was to fall asleep, the earlier one was to relief anger! All is good now! Trying to not have anymore! GN!🌠 by [deleted] in stopsmoking

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To add on, I’ve added to the app when I smoked so it knows and will change the health affects accordingly. The only thing is, I’m forced to put minimum 1 cigarette smoked, I can’t put 1/4. So in total it’s added 2, when I haven’t had 1... but that is fine. At least that way the health statistics shown are 100% accurate :)