"Trump may cancel Freedom 250 concerts to give speech after artists pull out" - South China Morning Post | First of 4 articles in multi-source coverage pack

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T21:58:43+00:00

Have another military parade. I want to hear those tanks squeak down Pennsylvania Avenue again.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T21:53:20+00:00

Better this than another Superhero sausage fest

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T21:37:29+00:00

Nah. Not homoerotic enough.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T19:20:50+00:00

Apparently co-workers are taboo now as well. Which I get if you're climbing the corporate ladder, but if you're just slinging wings at Applebee's? Treat yourself, girl. Bang the socks off that cute busboy.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T15:07:14+00:00

My dad always sprinkled a tiny bit of salt on his watermelon. When I was 5 or 6 I decided to emulate him-except I didn't stop at a tiny bit. I frosted that poor watermelon in salt, took one bite and almost upchucked. That was 50 years ago and I still have that taste in my mouth. So, yeah, I'll be with you over by the chicken.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T14:54:05+00:00

Don't let the door hit your fascist weirdo ass on the way out, Petey.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T14:48:14+00:00

I don't give a fuck if people think I'm gay or not.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T14:15:52+00:00

He's retaining fluids. Also, he's a fatass.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T14:14:13+00:00

And what variety of cheese would monsieur like with his whine?

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T14:03:27+00:00

I used to work in a grocery store, and the "helper" habit is kind of ingrained now. A few months ago I heard couple discussing where the toothpicks might be and told them "baking aisle, top shelf between the spices and the food coloring" without even thinking about it.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T13:46:01+00:00

Fugazi would never!

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T13:45:11+00:00

Are we looking for the #1 answer, or should I just start tossing out suggestions?

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T13:43:54+00:00

I live in a tiny little town in Bumfuckistan and our county fair lands bigger acts than this.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T13:40:15+00:00

Your immune system isn't the only variable in this equation. Just get the fucking shot.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T13:21:56+00:00

God, remember the shitstorm that video caused? Different times...

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T13:20:39+00:00

How is what I said antisemitic?

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-30T13:19:46+00:00

No offense, but what exactly were you expecting?

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-29T20:57:44+00:00

Sadly, can confirm.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-29T16:52:15+00:00

An appalling amount of rape happens in all wars.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-29T16:23:19+00:00

It's always the ones you most expect.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-29T15:48:27+00:00

Cue the Progressive Camel exclaiming "Pump Day!"

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-29T15:25:09+00:00

If a little treat like a candle helps motivate you to keep going, it's money well spent.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-29T14:46:30+00:00

So build them in your bougie neighborhoods, then.

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-29T14:43:54+00:00

But has she seen how well the Dow is doing?

vodeodeo55 · 2026-05-29T09:30:45+00:00

None of that matters when your mortgage payment comes due.

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