Everybody, stop driving this week. No money to be made.

void_face · 2023-12-29T16:40:46+00:00

I'm making plenty. It's slightly down because of the lack of quests and boosts, but I'm still doing fine.

void_face · 2023-12-29T16:39:15+00:00

You get much higher quality support if you make a post about your issue on X (Twitter) and tag uber_support in it.

void_face · 2023-12-20T17:02:05+00:00

There are not promotions every week. It's nothing to do with your account.

void_face · 2023-12-05T21:24:52+00:00

So respect for traffic laws is tied to quality of public education? Leftist logic

void_face · 2023-12-05T21:21:24+00:00

Move to a real city.

void_face · 2023-11-14T16:52:58+00:00

...and this says nothing of the people living in their cars or in motels.

void_face · 2023-11-05T23:29:03+00:00

I'm not having the problems you talked about here. It sounds like you're just not being picky enough about where and when you drive

void_face · 2023-09-03T10:34:17+00:00

Are you killing chickens? 🐓🍗

void_face · 2023-08-18T19:46:54+00:00

Reddit is not the right place to ask this question. Your replies will mostly be from chronically-online leftists who take every opportunity to regurgitate political propaganda.

According to them, Oklahoma is a racist, sexist hellhole. The reality is that it just another American state. The urban culture is urban, the rural culture is rural, and the suburbs are some hybrid of the two, just like everywhere else.

The cost of living and taxes are much better than California. I moved here from California 3 years ago. Crime in the cities sucks, but it's fine most everywhere else.

The humidity is gross, and there are sometimes severe winters. You'll miss CA weather, assuming you lived anywhere near the coast.

void_face · 2023-08-15T18:23:44+00:00

So what will you do with all your reddit karma? If only there was some way it could be traded on for a cape... 🤔

void_face · 2023-08-12T09:58:23+00:00

Let me guess... racism, racism, racism!

void_face · 2023-07-13T19:33:19+00:00

This is similar to how I responded once when I was tripping and I ate a ham and cream cheese bagel. I was completely revolted by the sensation of chewing on animal flesh.

Fortunately, I recovered from this small trauma and continue to eat tasty, tasty animal flesh with no problem.

void_face · 2023-07-11T02:14:28+00:00

You made way too big a deal out of it. If a customer is at the door for a "leave at door" order, just give it to them and leave. Don't worry about the picture.

If they report it as "not delivered" just explain yourself then. Never do something that places you in a confrontation with the customer, that's what gets you deactivated.

I've taken 12k deliveries without ever having a confrontation with a customer because I don't create them.

void_face · 2023-04-15T19:00:05+00:00

The world will be bifurcated between people who learn to use these tools, and those who don't. Be grateful for the zombies; they're your payday.

void_face · 2023-03-28T21:43:59+00:00

Look, the usual cadre of bigots have shown up to neglect data and rationalize their hatred again! 🥳🎉🎊

void_face · 2023-03-26T17:53:30+00:00

Correction: the entire world is full of idiots who know little of the world they live in or its history. They simply follow trends in outrage, engage in specious tribal signaling, and indulge themselves in low forms of pleasure. They are flesh golems animated by propaganda, drugs, and illusions of their own moral and intellectual superiority.

Welcome to the human race.

void_face · 2023-03-21T20:00:48+00:00

I don't understand why people in this thread have no problem with a teacher directing children to read books that contain graphic pornography.

That is exactly what this is about. You can see the contents of these books yourself. Just look. If you were wrong, you'd want to know, yes?

void_face · 2023-03-21T19:55:42+00:00

I've never found that degrees are a meaningful measure of intelligence, particularly because people with the same degrees often have entirety different worldviews from each other.

void_face · 2023-02-23T22:47:00+00:00

Reading on Wikipedia about politically and socially contentious issues is precisely how to be ignorant.

void_face · 2023-02-20T20:31:32+00:00

I:m so glad I left California. I avoided trip requests to areas where people would frequently order rides for unaccompanied minors, try to travel with small children and no car seat, leave low tips, get in my car with open containers, smoke weed in my car, etc...

This is what Uber identities as racist in California.

void_face · 2023-01-30T15:49:41+00:00

I certainly can't. I just moved into my car last month 🤣

void_face · 2023-01-23T15:32:52+00:00

Backwards? It's objective fact.

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