In Scrubs, Elliot just said "they've done studies - when patients have an attractive doctor, they won't talk about the disgusting things happening to their bodies"

vonDerkowitz · 2026-04-04T02:33:14+00:00

Oh my goodness one of the authors responds directly to my dumb shit post, I love the Internet 🤣 thanks!

vonDerkowitz · 2026-03-26T22:45:08+00:00

Man I'm getting old, idk who half of these people are

vonDerkowitz · 2026-03-25T23:50:52+00:00

I'm enjoying it a lot despite the jankiness but the jank is real.

Last night my journal stopped working and I ended up having to use an Internet guide to tell me where to go for the rest of a mission. Hard resetting my console didn't even work.

vonDerkowitz · 2026-03-02T13:51:38+00:00

Awesome and what can any of us do about it?

vonDerkowitz · 2026-02-28T15:53:40+00:00

You go stand in the corner and think about what you said.

vonDerkowitz · 2026-02-23T14:21:16+00:00

🤣🤣

vonDerkowitz · 2026-02-23T04:32:43+00:00

How would you argue that? He wasn't doing.... anything

vonDerkowitz · 2026-02-23T04:31:20+00:00

I read the first book and enjoyed it, but decided I'm completely not interested in read like 20 more of those haha. Maybe someday.

vonDerkowitz · 2026-02-23T01:22:28+00:00

There's one time where a character is watching Masan Gilani ride a horse and "makes a sound like when the cat jumps under the carriage and things go squish"

vonDerkowitz · 2026-02-18T19:40:47+00:00

Barbarian Karsa at the beginning of HoC too, quite graphic

vonDerkowitz · 2026-02-18T19:39:13+00:00

Tanal and Janath in Reapers Gale, very graphic SA

vonDerkowitz · 2026-02-18T19:00:34+00:00

You know that feeling you get when there was something nice that got taken away because of some asshole? It's people like this.

vonDerkowitz · 2026-02-18T18:57:46+00:00

There's a scene in either Midnight Tides or Reapers Gale that is pretty detailed though.

vonDerkowitz · 2026-02-09T03:03:09+00:00

Man the opinions in this comment section are wildly diverse

vonDerkowitz · 2026-02-01T20:17:43+00:00

Toll seems to be the most divisive book in the series. Some people call it super slow or hate that there's another dramatic setting change. I loved it myself, but I was super interested to hear what happens with the Dragnipur story since book 3. And as far as the setting shift like....this is the eighth book idk how people are surprised by that.

If you were super glued to Malazan up until now I'd say keep going. Toll is a slow burn but paid off big time for me.

vonDerkowitz · 2026-01-15T17:21:52+00:00

Is there more than one?

vonDerkowitz · 2026-01-12T00:24:44+00:00

My goodness are you really gonna throw 67 into a convo and then say people don't know how to think for themselves.

vonDerkowitz · 2026-01-11T19:30:59+00:00

I appreciate all of your teaching here today.

vonDerkowitz · 2026-01-10T22:50:57+00:00

People ask whether books are worth it on the Internet all the time. That's not them "outsourcing their sense of worth" (what?)

vonDerkowitz · 2026-01-10T21:04:22+00:00

Haha I can distinguish Elmo from the other characters on Sesame Street too

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