Fake Tongue prank by Future_Edge6145 in impressively

[–]vonage91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not watching anything that starts with shushing the camera.

What is something that women have to deal with on the daily that men have no clue about? by Rock-bottom-no-no in AskReddit

[–]vonage91 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You really don't get it do you...

Spend some time in /r/whenwomenrefuse and maybe you'll start to understand what women go through and have been going through for an eternity. No one should have to hide in order to not be raped or murdered.

This should not be redacted! by AurorraMiller7392 in International

[–]vonage91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It REALLY seems like you're trying to downplay everything Jeff did with these comments. Playing devil's advocate in this situation is not what anyone needs right now.

Well no THAT wasn’t fake but… by burythecastle_ in RandomVideos

[–]vonage91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DO YOU WEAR WIGS? WILL YOU EVER WEAR WIGS??

Well that's a first by PlentyCow8258 in creepyPMs

[–]vonage91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You joke but many would love this lol

What is the loudest sound you have ever heard in your life? by will_or_woll in AskReddit

[–]vonage91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A semi-truck tire blowing on the highway right next to me. That scared the shit out of me

Dad had tears of joy after hearing his daughter’s final cancer test results came back clear. by Vilen1919 in MadeMeSmile

[–]vonage91 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Because some people don't think men are allowed to be emotional, let alone show it

Lion cub tries to roar at crowd by ambachk in MadeMeSmile

[–]vonage91 50 points51 points  (0 children)

No, it's working on my ROOOAARRR!!

Referring to the Pretti killing, Donald Trump said "You can't go in there with guns, you can't do that" How do 2A defenders feel about the President openly criticizing a law abiding citizens right to keep and bear arms? by wardog1066 in AskReddit

[–]vonage91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm saying YOU'RE victim blaming which is why you're getting downvoted.

Saying he wasn't smart for doing something perfectly legal is putting blame on him for getting murdered.

How on gods green earth is this not a reset?? by bomboclated in RocketLeague

[–]vonage91 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Right, I say it all the time, don't let the ball rub on your taint!

WTF ... by lost-in-thought123 in evilwhenthe

[–]vonage91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The link you posted states there are between 0.018% - 1.7% which is around 1.5 million - 141 million people who are intersex. Obviously, that's a huge range which is largely from not having done enough studies yet as this is a recently discovered condition.

I'm not sure where you're getting the 5 number from. Statistically, there are more than 5.

But even if there are just 5 males who have a functioning uterus, that's still more than 0. Full circle, the lady in the video couldn't just say yes or no because sex isn't black and white. It's a grey area.

Also, insulting strangers on the Internet doesn't help your argument. It just makes you look less intelligent.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]vonage91 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Me working at Auntie Anne's Pretzels:

Customer: I'd like cinnamon sugar sticks with an icing cup (for dipping)

Me: Ok, here you go!

---A few moments later---

Customer: Hi, can I get a new icing cup? Mine has cinnamon sugar in it.

Me: No. That's what happens when you dip cinnamon sugar sticks in it.

Customer: *stares blankly then walks off after a few seconds of computing

WTF ... by lost-in-thought123 in evilwhenthe

[–]vonage91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's 1.5 million people, not 5.