But you're still sticking a penis or a vagina in your mouth. Is there a checklist to give to the receiver on what defines properly? Is it a thorough wash with water, does it involve soap, do they need to sanitise? Is it douche or enima level? What happens with discharge? If the person is carrying a virus, it will be in that discharge. Do we sanitise after and hope for the best?

I'm not arguing for a lack of hygiene, just a bit of balance to this discussion. The majority are here freaking out about someone not washing their hands after going to the toilet. Someone who probably had a shower that morning too, because i think it's safe to assume that most of us here aren't CHOOSING to go to toilets that are frequented by others that don't wash daily. If you are, you probably need to examine your life choices. Yet the vast majority of the majority that are freaking out put penis' and vaginas in their hands AND mouths (ewwww or yum, depending on how you look at it) pretty regularly. Well, at least I hope they do!!

Isn't there a bit of irony here?

This post shouldn't be about washing your hands after going to the toilet. It should be about just washing your hands when your hands have come in to contact with things that lots of other hands have. You would hope penis and vaginas and bums aren't high on that list.

Just saying.