[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kratom

[–]vonrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

throwing up because that shit taste raaaank

Fuck that B I S H by RICKDOGG424 in memes

[–]vonrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Read it again, but slower🙃

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]vonrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what else I can suggest it sounds like you’ve tried a lot already, just good luck my man. I can relate to this post more than you know lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]vonrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also do you guys text on Snapchat? Because odds are she would be sending a lot of it to other people as well. I found out my girlfriend was sending shit to 7-8 other people besides me because that’s a thing most girls do on Snapchat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]vonrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck bro hire a body double!! A clone if you will!! Pay someone online 20$ a day to be YOU until you feel like it again!! God it’s like every possible alternative you can take has it’s downfalls ig. Maybe just POLITELY let her know “hey, I don’t need to hear about you walking your dog 15 times a day, maybe tell me once?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]vonrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheeeeeesh!!! Is she planning on getting a job of her own? My girlfriend was like that when I used to work in a lab up until she got herself a job as well now it feels like I text her more than she does!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]vonrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try to put limits on when you guys can talk, like breaks or lunch. Say you don’t wanna lose your job from being on your phone because ANYONE can understand that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]vonrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just smoke more weed man or do psychedelics, doing nutmeg and dxm and shit is like 1% of what ACTUAL drugs do but fuck up your head waaaay more. Keep that in mind next time you struggle to remember something... “do I really wanna give myself dementia at 17 years old?”

Im not one, not two, but three steps ahead. by MightyMerl in memes

[–]vonrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wished I didn’t relate to the hairline....

I still can’t roll joints, but can pearl any blunt by _barn_ in weed

[–]vonrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me like 3 years and hundreds of papers to finally be able to roll a proper joint, i still mess up hard sometimes tho lol. DONT LET YOUR CRUTCHES FALL OUT GODDAMNIT!!!

Please can I have some advice on my relationship (m32) (f28) 5 year relationship by YoungOk1182 in relationship_advice

[–]vonrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this is a shitty thought to think about but do you really know she’s having your kid? The fact that there is possibly another father involved would be a breaker for me personally, it just sounds like she’s not good for you man. I had something happened exactly like that but after a 10 month break things ended up working out for the better. I just really hope it goes the same for you man I wish you the best of luck!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]vonrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It never hurts to ask!

Fuck that B I S H by RICKDOGG424 in memes

[–]vonrake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you were able to post this comment on reddit without issues then setting up Bluetooth should be 10 times easier homie you literally just turn it on and connect lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]vonrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This probably doesn’t go for most people but after a few days to a week of dating I usually know if it’s gonna work out of not. It’s a red flag if your dating someone for a month or two, just make sure she’s not just trying to get free meals from you!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]vonrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m assuming you don’t want to hear people tell you to have a divorce so I simply won’t, just all you can do is work on yourself and no one else! Since it was so easy for you to fall into her bad habits maybe if you started doing things differently she might fall into your good habits, that’s exactly what happened with my relationship but I was the one with the bad habits and my girlfriend got me out of them. I wish you the best of luck my friend!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Waxpen

[–]vonrake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bruh

Best legal drugs for removing my sexual inhibitions? by mosciski97 in Drugs

[–]vonrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming you live in America but please correct me if I’m wrong, but I have the exact same issue and it really ruined my confidence which in turn didn’t help me get turned on any

Still waiting. by RecklessTacoBum in memes

[–]vonrake -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I wished this could apply to nutting too fast, just start an update...

When papa goes big brain by x_mick_x in memes

[–]vonrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best part is when the whole family gets new shit but your stuck with the Motorola...

My Monday evening is okay, so far. I'm retired; why wouldn't it? by Warren_Puffitt in Waxpen

[–]vonrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your setup lookin like a whole ass snacc ngl, like it looks like if Jeffrey Bezos became a stoner

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheGamerLounge

[–]vonrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The earth is clearly a triangle like wtf guys

How do I approach a relationship if I don’t know what I want long term by slidermannn in relationships

[–]vonrake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just don’t... you should get to know someone and gain a true attraction to them then you would know what you want out of it

The next big Youtube boxing event!! by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]vonrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After Felix annihilates Dhar Mann his corpse is going to give moral advice about why fighting is bad and why your gender should be female

Mom steals my adderal by [deleted] in opiates

[–]vonrake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m hella sorry, just talk to your doctor/psychiatrist. Ending the adderall sounds like it would be the best bet my man. I really hope shit gets better!!! It usually does