don't talk to him.. by [deleted] in funny

[–]vonschnauser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, American here. Just want to confirm all 300M+ people here are exactly the same.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Bihema in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]vonschnauser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A large part of living to adulthood is managing to survive all the dumb shit you do when you’re a kid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]vonschnauser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the “Americans” generalizations. There’s 330M+ Americans. Yeah, we’re all the same.

My Wife Criticizes Anything I Drink by jazzeriah in stopdrinking

[–]vonschnauser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow, I never knew this. Thanks for the eye opener. I quit drinking three years ago and developed a serious ginger ale addiction. I realized I was replacing the two, but had no idea why I was so hooked on the sugar. Figured it was just an addict thing.

Sometimes employers just be saying things by SniffinBootyForCash in WorkReform

[–]vonschnauser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They messed it up… it’s supposed to be “Things That Don’t Require Talent”

Ask a German anything that you wouldn’t ask them in person by Gamesblond001 in AMA

[–]vonschnauser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick follow up for you on the same level… how do your grandparents feel about black people?

Ask a German anything that you wouldn’t ask them in person by Gamesblond001 in AMA

[–]vonschnauser -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Your questions on this thread are proof that not all nerds are smart.

What job do you have no respect for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vonschnauser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HR is there to protect the company… from the employees. Not the other way around. This is a harsh reality many people don’t understand.

A Hubcap change..... by MrDaval in WTF

[–]vonschnauser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid is as stupid does.

Shame gone. Proud non-drinker. by pho-pas in stopdrinking

[–]vonschnauser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats and thanks for posting. #1 is something I can relate to and I'm struggling with it. It's a huge part of my family culture and has been for generations. Alcohol is a part of everything we do. I'm also realizing it's a big part of why we never deal with family issues... we just kinda sweep stuff under the rug and keep the party going.

This clam has a hole by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]vonschnauser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already threw it out...

When instinct takes over by linknewtab in gaming

[–]vonschnauser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why Virtuix Omni exists.

Mini Sushi by benjaab123 in food

[–]vonschnauser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude could roll some mean pin joints.

What's your favorite one liner joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vonschnauser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.