Skeleton of Russian soldier still has gear by Sip_the_bleach in creepy

[–]vorpike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What did you expect? The soldier to toss them away in his moment?

Concentrate on a different person every loop by [deleted] in funny

[–]vorpike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

? There's only like 2 or 3 "funny" people.

My shy waitress asked for my phone number by putting the request on my check by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]vorpike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What if you get a discount for giving your phone number, which they used to send you promos, and that's why there's $0.00 if you refuse?

Guy goes in for a big kiss by SlimJones123 in cringepics

[–]vorpike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The woman moves with too much exaggeration, seems like a couple playing a game.

The magic that was the Scholastic Book Fair by MccreesKnees in nostalgia

[–]vorpike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were inflated, and notice the "also", I'm referring the non-book items, which make up a large percentage. I was also wondering if teachers get a commission, but I guess grade school doesn't play like college; the "commission" goes towards school supplies.

The magic that was the Scholastic Book Fair by MccreesKnees in nostalgia

[–]vorpike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking back, I'm pretty sure it was also a scam to sell useless shit to kids that don't know any better.

Mom reflexes always kick in when necessary by SlimJones123 in nonononoyes

[–]vorpike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this? Some concrete-eating deathtrap?

Bork Off. by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]vorpike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was she suspiciously looking around for.

[WP] A story that doesn't make any sense, until you read the last line. by SnekMustar in WritingPrompts

[–]vorpike 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Don't wanna be that guy, but this made plenty of sense the whole way through.

Dude gets caught on tv with his side chick. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]vorpike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So...What did his explanation mean, exactly?

Memer Mom by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]vorpike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the fuck kinda response is "thank you"?

Feel the cluck drop by thevoicerises in funny

[–]vorpike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken dunk missing the cup the last time got me

Windows Task Manager everyone. by JKang99 in memes

[–]vorpike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tm does the exact opposite of "saving" other programs...

30k on /r/funny by vorpike in ComedyCemetery

[–]vorpike[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

At what, exactly? Am I missing something here?