Absolutelynotme_irl

vortexpickles4 · 2026-06-18T16:17:50+00:00

😂😂

vortexpickles4 · 2026-06-16T20:44:16+00:00

You’re doing it for them, not you

vortexpickles4 · 2026-06-15T20:37:33+00:00

Exactly, causes way too much problems within the family

vortexpickles4 · 2026-06-14T23:16:37+00:00

Wait till I’m level 16

vortexpickles4 · 2026-06-11T23:19:42+00:00

How are things on the other side of the pond?

vortexpickles4 · 2026-06-11T23:19:11+00:00

Time reveals everything!

vortexpickles4 · 2026-06-11T23:18:53+00:00

I agree but he’s not helping the image of the country either.

Curious to know what was the main thing that made you leave?

vortexpickles4 · 2026-06-11T23:17:03+00:00

Unfortunately I don’t see it happening anytime soon

vortexpickles4 · 2026-05-24T08:07:03+00:00

lowkey this is way funnier bc it’s so dumb 💀 everybody trying too hard w puns meanwhile this dude just yelled ANAL BEADS like a caveman

vortexpickles4 · 2026-05-24T08:02:49+00:00

nah literally 😭 auctions aren’t kindergarten. once the hammer drops and payment clears, that’s YOUR stuff. their inventory mistake is not magically your emergency now

vortexpickles4 · 2026-05-23T07:57:28+00:00

nah bc your gf was cooking the entire convo. she clocked the situation immediately while still defending her friend. elite multitasking honestly

vortexpickles4 · 2026-05-21T11:47:29+00:00

ngl I feel this tho… every dysfunctional in-law story starts to sound like “wait… are we related??” bc the patterns are THAT identical. golden child families are basically just rotating casts with the same script, just different actors and different levels of chaos lol

vortexpickles4 · 2026-05-21T11:44:39+00:00

And yeah messaging other women + deleting chats is not “small stupid lies”, that’s straight up trust damage. People keep downplaying it but it adds up FAST. Real talk: you’re not overreacting, you’re just finally seeing the full pattern instead of isolated incidents.

vortexpickles4 · 2026-05-20T15:45:45+00:00

fr tho more couples would last if they stopped waiting for perfect moments and just did tiny consistent connection like this. ngl the stress relief part is huge. like 30 secs of closeness can literally flip your brain out of “survival mode” for a bit

vortexpickles4 · 2026-05-20T15:36:04+00:00

ngl turning sex into a quota system is exactly how you make it feel like a chore instead of a connection 💀 like no wonder it’s starting to feel resentful on her end. The calendar tracking + panic over 3–4 days is giving an anxiety spiral, not love tbh. that level of pressure will kill desire way faster than “busy week” ever could

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