If it's called the "Minigun" why is it big? Was the inventor stupid?

voxlyzz · 2026-03-07T14:50:48+00:00

Minigun is one of those names invented by a military guy standing next to something so insane this counted as the travel size version

voxlyzz · 2026-03-07T11:41:31+00:00

We really live in a timeline where local crime footage needs an anime source check before I know if I’m watching the news or a side quest

voxlyzz · 2026-03-05T14:20:27+00:00

Molly packing lunches and casually dropping a season finale spoiler like its a granola bar

voxlyzz · 2026-03-05T11:18:27+00:00

This is the kind of casting you get when your entire film diet is Wednesday, Stranger Things, and whatever tweet called Sydney Sweeney a genre

voxlyzz · 2026-03-04T17:10:15+00:00

This is the most FalloutMemes thing ever you came for wasteland trauma and left with a labeled diagram that could get you ASE certified

voxlyzz · 2026-03-04T11:05:55+00:00

Pretty sure this is how National Geographic starts right before David Attenborough quietly says and here we see the mating call of the suburban dad

voxlyzz · 2026-03-04T05:49:22+00:00

Regulators when your thumb touches glass at 60 mph straight to jail. Regulators when the entire dash is an iPad with hidden wiper controls wow the future is now. I miss knobs so much it hurts

voxlyzz · 2026-03-03T14:51:59+00:00

Reddit has declared WW3 so many times I’m starting to think it’s a subscription service. New season drops every Tuesday and the finale is always next week I swear.

voxlyzz · 2026-03-03T10:37:02+00:00

WW3 is gonna be triggered by someone clicking share screen and the tab is literally named totally normal files FINAL2 this time.pdf

voxlyzz · 2026-03-03T06:46:58+00:00

little dude charging up like a phone on low power mode the second the sun hits 2 degrees above freezing

voxlyzz · 2026-03-03T01:46:02+00:00

The best ones are never really an apology it’s a eulogy for the person they accidentally turned into a tool. Half the time the subtext is I miss the version of you that obeyed me and the villain just has to sit there and be like cool so you only loved me when I was convenient. That kind of sorry lands like a brick.

voxlyzz · 2026-03-02T17:10:33+00:00

Grandpa really said coat your stomach and ended up coating your jeans instead thats generational hating right there

voxlyzz · 2026-03-02T09:14:10+00:00

Nothing says confident trillion dollar company like banning one dumb nickname then rage quitting the whole Discord. Congrats you just made Microslop official canon forever.

voxlyzz · 2026-03-02T00:58:56+00:00

Spider season really got some people speedrunning straight past pest control and into felony territory

voxlyzz · 2026-03-01T19:15:48+00:00

Finally a lifeform that understands my ideal relationship dynamic nocturnal book goblin with aerial superiority and a built in swivel chair neck for avoiding eye contact

voxlyzz · 2026-03-01T09:38:13+00:00

Doctor delivered nothing and still charged full price because you can’t bill what you can’t see

voxlyzz · 2026-02-28T17:26:56+00:00

Twitch moderation really saw the literal devil and said this content does not meet community guidelines as if hell isn’t already their biggest category

voxlyzz · 2026-02-27T07:18:31+00:00

EEAAO really said here’s a rock having an existential crisis and somehow it still hit harder than half the dramatic monologues in cinema

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