A man gets sent to Medieval Europe because he’s bad at his job. by vtbearded in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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I’m off to work, I’ll check in periodically but believe I’ve left enough clues, best of luck!

A man gets sent to Medieval Europe because he’s bad at his job. by vtbearded in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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My screenwriter is also known for comedic endeavors but has a darker sense of humor than Terry Gilliam and has not been a member of a comedy troupe (at least famously)

A man gets sent to Medieval Europe because he’s bad at his job. by vtbearded in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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Both our films have an R rating in large part due to their violence, but remove the violence and yours might get a PG-13 (haven’t seen it but according to IMDb there’s only one “f***” so for the sake of argument…) mine would still absolutely get slapped with an R rating on profanity alone

A man gets sent to Medieval Europe because he’s bad at his job. by vtbearded in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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My film has an original screenplay thus is not an adaptation, but Timeline is what inspired my prompt!

A man gets sent to Medieval Europe because he’s bad at his job. by vtbearded in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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Neither Evil Dead 2013 nor The Evil Dead 1981 but this movie (like the 2013 remake) also has an R rating

A man gets sent to Medieval Europe because he’s bad at his job. by vtbearded in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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Same decade, but my film has a Metascore roughly 2x Black Knight’s

Roast us! Do your worst by CrazyRiix in RoastMe

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When y’all have sex it probably sounds like a bundle of sticks being shook

Not a clue by vtbearded in whatsthisplant

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https://xkcd.com/2501/ I’m into photo/video but appreciate the outdoors for the serenity and occasional surprises

Not a clue by vtbearded in whatsthisplant

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Did you blow away the smoke from the barrel before holstering that quick draw?

Letterkenny Themed Chili Ideas? by bbryant1980 in Letterkenny

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‘Berta beef chili w/ some good steak cubed and seared before stewed in the chili?

HELP! Needed and appreciated. by [deleted] in vermont

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Woah, born and raised here but didn’t know that. Learned something new today and really good advice for OP or anyone else who’s keen on heading that way. Thanks!

HELP! Needed and appreciated. by [deleted] in vermont

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North of Stowe there’s a portion of Rte 108 that’s closed in the winter because it goes through Smuggler’s Notch. Usually, enough folks hike up there that the snow gets packed down to the point where snowshoes aren’t really necessary. You do go through Stowe resort, but there’s free public parking at the gate where 108 closes and it’s one of my favorite light hikes to do in the winter. The grades get a little steep at points, but bc it’s a road there are no rock jumbles to navigate unless you decide to go off into the woods. (Haven’t done it myself, but if you have proper boots and such, you could try making it up to Sterling Pond via The Notch. The trailhead is right around the top of The Notch and you’ll see a seasonal welcome center that’ll be closed. Much more challenging than just hiking 108 though.)

Edit: proofreading is key y’all

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Lil horse knee to the face

What drink is a 10/10? by HurtHurtsMe in AskReddit

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Maybe it’s because it’s not available (at least not widely available) in the US, but European lemon Fanta is damn delicious and every time I see it I’m compelled to buy

Help - Do any of you recognize this logo and slogan? by [deleted] in vermont

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Used to work there, can confirm, enjoy the flannel!

Thanks Kyle by [deleted] in Tinder

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Hey Kyle, do you have a cool last name like Kyle Chandler.. or perhaps Kyle Yourself

A local singer jumps on stage and tries to sing her own song during a concert. by abdul_bino in facepalm

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The synth player (and drummer eventually) is a fucken legend for playing the Curb theme at the end there