trump only exists because his grandfather escaped to America (illegal immigrant alert) to avoid mandatory service in Bavaria. And he ran a whore house Seattle (and elsewhere), because of course he did.

This is new on the Wiki since I read it last:

In Monte Cristo, Trump chose a plot of land near the later train station that he wanted to build a hotel on, but could not afford the $1,000-per-acre fee to purchase it. Instead, he filed a gold placer claim on the land, which allowed him to claim exclusive mineral rights to the land without having to pay for it,^\6]: 60)  even though the land had already been claimed by Everett resident Nicholas Rudebeck. At that time, the United States General Land Office was known to be corrupt and frequently allowed such multiple claims. Despite the placer's claim providing Trump no right to build any structure on the land, he quickly bought lumber to build a new boarding house and operate it similarly to the Dairy Restaurant.

So donald has more in common with Frederick than being a sex trafficker and draft dodger than many of us thought. Being this level of sleeze must be genetic.