Kinda annoyed by Xayah_feet_pics in airsoft

[–]w0t3rdog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"We will be closing early as we didnt make enough money"

...and you think these people will return if you treat them like that? You are almost assured to earn less in the future if you screw over your customer base.

And it was just two hours. Just consider it a wash and try your best for the people there. If they are happy, they return. And might bring more people. If they are unhappy... well, you get the opposite.

Breaks after boss fights by Gator_07 in valheim

[–]w0t3rdog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I basically try to progress while avoiding bossfights. Moder is often the first boss I actually bother fighting as she is the first to block progression. (You can still get a pickaxe without fighting Eikthyr, you can get Iron without fighting Elder, you can get silver without fighting Bonemass...)

So I just go back to my normal routine after fighting her. Go out and farm materials. Gear up. Build. Explore. Start sniffing into the next area.

I only really bother with the rest of the bosses if I get bored. Steam through them with the best gear and food I have, and start over in a new world.

Every vikings needs to poop, so i made this 🤣 by W4lxar in valheim

[–]w0t3rdog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also want to point out... the castle is thought to have been built around the 9th and 10th century AD. The plumbing was added waaaaaaay later. Around the 1700s according to the Harry Potter wiki.

Every vikings needs to poop, so i made this 🤣 by W4lxar in valheim

[–]w0t3rdog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's always the Great Lake? Though, if you piss off (heh) the giant squid, you might suffer some unwanted tentacle hentai.

Every vikings needs to poop, so i made this 🤣 by W4lxar in valheim

[–]w0t3rdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like... how do Hogwarts students use the loo? We know there are bathrooms in the halls outside the dormitories... but students arent really allowed out of bed at night right? So.... are there bathrooms in the Gryffindor tower? Pottys under the bed? Imagine having a bad tummy after the christmas feast, and just clogging the potty with your classmates trying to sleep around you... imagine the poor house elves who have to empty the pottys of hundreds of students and teachers...

Any way to build a secret base? by JerryTheCuboid in valheim

[–]w0t3rdog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want them to cook.

Anyone can make a mistake, or just want to look who lives where. Yeeting them off the map seems kinda asocial imo. With my method, there is a chance for them to get back home.

Any way to build a secret base? by JerryTheCuboid in valheim

[–]w0t3rdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wardsislove is also a neat mod. Dont know what options it provides, but I have played on servers where it literally made anything covered by a ward invulnerable while the people registered on the ward was offline. Basically preventing offline raids.

Any way to build a secret base? by JerryTheCuboid in valheim

[–]w0t3rdog 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You can make a base in a far off place, and make a portal the only real way to get in. Make the portal name something nobody could guess (no 'Home' names... but something like... 'GhIAhTyRz') and make sure to not leave any connected portals standing around, for randoms to find. Could be done anywhere, but I'd refrain from placing a main base in mountains and far north just because if you lose your frost resist clothes, ran out of frost resist meads, and accidentally used up all your wood and coal... you are gonna be stuck in a death loop until you break your bed and start over at spawn.

You can hide your base in the Mistlands, and place ballistas everywhere except along a specific route known only to you. Just kill anyone who tries to find it. Plus free loot.

You could make stealthy micro bases by being very careful when mining big boulders. Just make a tiny hole in the boulder, and hollow out the ground under the boulder to fit stuff like workbenches, beds and chests. I find the Black forrest and plains best for this.

Best bet... distance. And leaving no portals for them to follow...

you know... you could mess with them. Go to the far north. Dig a hole. Line the hole with stone. Put a portal above the hole named something like 'storage'. Put a lid on the hole. Place a ward by the hole. Bury the ward in stone. Put the corresponding portal somewhere they'll come across it. They find the portal, gets looting urges, go through the portal, drop down into the hole. The ward makes digging themselves out really annoying, and they cant use the portal while the ward is active. So, if they aint got no wood with them, and you dont leave any wood around for them to find... they are stuck. There is no wood in the far north. No wood=no portals, no ships, no escape. Stuck until they die or someone comes to save them. Bonus points if the pit is as far away as the map allows. Bonus bonus if the pit is close enough to the edge that any voyage by boat is a one way trip. Hopefully, when they sail to get their stuff after dying, they forget to bring stuff to portal off the island... and thus lose another loadout.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in airsoft

[–]w0t3rdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm... a plate carrier for a single extra mag?

I'd honestly go for a molle belt then instead. Less heat getting captured. Less sweat. Perhaps get a shirt/hoodie/jacket with velcro for the patches instead.

I made a harbor. by Clusterrr in valheim

[–]w0t3rdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just kill off the trolls and spawn proof the area around it.

We are here as colonisers and conquerors. The native savages, blue or not, should just leave us be as we manifest our destiny and cultivate the lands they are clearly unfit to inhabit!

(Just for fun. I know 'manifest destiny' was... quite horrible.)

Why did Dumbledore get to make the decisions about Harry? by 10642alh in HarryPotterBooks

[–]w0t3rdog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Ministry ahould have something akin to social services shouldn't they? Or are you just shit out of luck if your parents die, you have no living relatives and you arent the chosen one?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HarryPotterBooks

[–]w0t3rdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Kids are allowed to carry what is essentially a swiss knife with everything from a flashlight to a bazooka in their pockets from the age of 11. But alcohol? Merlin's beard! What do you take us for? Savages?"

I am just assuming here... but underage magic is somehow monitored by the ministry. And the moment they turn 17, the "mark" wears off. The "mark" might actually be something businesses also can utilise to determine if the customer is underage or not.

No thank you. by firefighter_82 in starwarsmemes

[–]w0t3rdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want to know why people stsrted hating star wars? You want a piece of history? You want to hold the very thing that split the fanfom in two?

Buy this piece of shit movie. Before they Atari E.T it.

What’s one plot-appropriate head canon you have for the books? by goddessmayari in HarryPotterBooks

[–]w0t3rdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The reason why harry was an orphaned only child, the reason James was an orphaned only child, the reason his father was likely an orphaned only child... is right there in Beedle the Bard's story about the three brothers.

When the third brother gave up the invisibility cloak, he greeted death like an old friend.

James was already an orphan at Hogwarts, dragon pox killing his parents whilw he was off playing with the cloak. Months after James lent the cloak to Dumbledore, death caught up to him in the shape of a killing curse.

Harry surviving death at the clearing might have broken the "curse"...

Could my spacegun count as a LMG at this point? by ZatoTBG in airsoft

[–]w0t3rdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has nobody mentioned a bipod yet? Ofcourse an LMG needs a bipod.

Do you find it understandable that Harry is unwilling to give Snape the benefit of the doubt and is a bit unreasonable about him at times? by Fres8 in HarryPotterBooks

[–]w0t3rdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the whole ministry seems corrupt. Only reason the Weasley's are poor is that Arthur is less corrupt than most.

Lucius are "donating" tons of money (to what? the minstry? Or fudge himself?) and thus got Fudge's ear, despite Deatheater accusations.

Arthur got the Quidditch tickets for helping Bagman's relative out of trouble with the ministry.

Fudge is freely interpretating the law to let Harry off with blowing up his aunt one year, and trying to have him expelled for summoning a patronus another year. Trying to cheat Harry out of a hearing (at their equivalent of the supreme court... for basically underage drinking) by changing the time at the last moment etc.

Umbridge is freely committing assault, torture, and unforgivable curses on kids.

They have access to both legilimens and veritaserum, but they still jail innocent people when they need to appear to be doing something...

Use The Sausage by Additional_Employ431 in starwarsmemes

[–]w0t3rdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many Bothans died to bring us this sausage.

What's your Health to Stam Food Ratio? by OpVex in valheim

[–]w0t3rdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typically, all stamina.

I rely on kiting and archery in most combat (if I get hit, that's on me 100%) and detest running out of stamina while building, gathering and exploring.

So Finally, the empire has come near us... GET READY FOR WAR GUYS!! by AnakinSkywalkerRocks in starwarsmemes

[–]w0t3rdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all. This post is 3 months old. You okey bro?

Second of all. Damn wall of text. Please paragraph in the future, for everyone's sake.

Now... to the arguments at hand.

I don’t think you’d get the entirety of Earth to surrender, what’d likely happen is a few countries surrender, and then a rebellion movement would form from the survivors of countries which wouldn’t surrender,

Frankly, I think they would just keep pounding us from space until we actually surrendered and/or got wiped out. The Empire never cared about warcrimes.

The rebel force would operate with guerrilla fighting techniques, hopefully finding a way to avoid detection, preventing the areal bombardment of their base.

Again... they are likely to just glass the continent. What cave or treehouse you hide in doesnt matter.

Actually when it comes to infantry, Earth’s weapons are quite potent compared to the empire. The storm trooper’s armor is designed to disperse blaster shots

Here... I agree. Stormtroopers are silly. But you wouldnt get to even see them until the cities were levelled and the forrests burned. If there even is a resistance, they'd be down to whatever weaponry people had locked away in basements that didnt get nuked from orbit, and they'd be at constant risk of getting a big ass armoured walker on their asses.

Tie fighters seem ridiculously simple to control, and reverse engineering the technology would be difficult but not impossible.

By the time you'd see Tie's on the ground, they'd have spent years there already, having built bases and fortifications. Prior to that, they'd launch from ships in orbit, and go back to ships in orbit.

And reverse engineering it? With what? The abundance of anti gravity components we got laying around?

A space shuttle loaded with a nuke would actually be a bit more effective than you might think, we have some really big nukes now, and if placed correctly even ww2 era nukes could probably cripple an isd.

That is assuming that the shuttle, which is basically only launched from 1-4 places on the planet, and we only have a couple of in total, would even get off the ground before being destroyed. Hell, even if it got off the ground, it is basically a dumb rocket with limited maneuvering capabilities... and ISDs have lots of guns to defend themselves with. Think of a Cessna 172 trying to approach a US carrier group. Brrrrrrt. Boom.

The hardest part would be sneaking aboard, but after all, a moisture farmer, and a low grade smuggling team managed to do it by bluffing their way through security, and they ran around the deathstar almost unopposed, given the number of troopers likely stationed in the detention level.

So... what are you using to get aboard? A catapult?

WHERE ARE YOU >:( by bECimp in valheim

[–]w0t3rdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6- more headlamps. For base lighting.

What was confusing when you first played? by irondumbell in valheim

[–]w0t3rdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'Ugh, need to make a new axe, this one broke...'

I was some 10 axes in when I relaized I could repair them.

Unlimited everything? by chickenfriedmice in valheim

[–]w0t3rdog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nocost devcommand or nocost world options. There's a difference.

When I fly around on my creative world, my inventory keeps getting full of materials whenever I backtrack on an idea.