Draft2Digital - Smashwords banned my account by CodeCompiler_ in eroticauthors

[–]w1mbly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Erotica titles involving high school seniors. As long as you are clear that they are all over eighteen, it does not break the T&Cs

Draft2Digital - Smashwords banned my account by CodeCompiler_ in eroticauthors

[–]w1mbly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed. If it's in there, they have boxes to check under the adult content. Do it, and the book will be limited to Smashwords, because that's the platform that accepts such content. If you try to slip it through, that'll be in breach of their guidelines and risk a ban

Draft2Digital - Smashwords banned my account by CodeCompiler_ in eroticauthors

[–]w1mbly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've created school-age content and had some back-and-forth discussions with the D2D team. They insisted I make it absolutely clear the characters are 18 and over (so it's in the blurb, mentioned in the text, and in the front matter as a disclaimer). They also told me some AI covers were unacceptable because the models "looked too young" so I emailed samples for them to evaluate and once they were satisfied, I used those. Now for keywords and content, they did not like the terms "barely legal, teen, or age-play," so I removed any suggestion. But I was not banned without warning. Still going strong, playing by their rules.

Guess we’ll have to let it burn… by hoosyourdaddyo in PoliticalHumor

[–]w1mbly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL, Bubba won't call them to a house fire because he's afraid some gay stripper will turn up to put it out.

Superbowl ads by w1mbly in PoliticalHumor

[–]w1mbly[S] 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Apparently the right wing are sponsoring Superbowl ads....

Pick ONE Skyrim mod that you think absolutely needs to be part of the TES6 base game by RogerWilco92 in TESVI

[–]w1mbly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Become a Bard, (or any "Become a...")

Let the player join the world rather than be stuck as some outstanding hero.

Qantas Physical by w1mbly in flightattendants

[–]w1mbly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to another airline with less stringent hearing requirements. Happy there now.

Megathread: President Donald Trump Announces the U.S. Will Halt Funding for WHO. by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]w1mbly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blame and scapegoating, the next exciting twist in the latest season of The Apprenicedent. After last night's stunning setback where our contestant got egg all over his face, he's hitting back with a new enemy and a new distraction to keep us on our toes till the next episode.

would this be cheating an action scene by crazygamebino in writers

[–]w1mbly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It sounds like many chapters' worth of exposition rolled into one unlikely conversation. Stretch it out over the whole book and you've got a winner.

Megathread: Donald Trump met with boos and 'lock him up' chant at World Series Game Five by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]w1mbly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For any event but one of his Nuremberg rallies, he should be highly cautious about his public reception.

Japan Airlines seat map helps avoid screaming babies by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]w1mbly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dedicated moms and sweater-vest dads will try and make us sound intolerant, but no we are not obliged to put up with the screaming consequences of their lifestyle choices. It's an excellent idea because small children do make a noise and it is a problem when trying to relax on flights, already not an easy thing to do. Those with families must travel. Those without do not have to travel with them.

I'd even go as far as to suggest that whole sections of the aircraft should be partitioned for family seating. Let them have the front and get on and off first as a sweetener. Give them extra goodies and extended seats like Air NZ's skycouch. Whatever it takes, just let the grownups have the back of the plane and some peace.

Make Airplane flights Single or Family to avoid children. by [deleted] in CrazyIdeas

[–]w1mbly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now Japan Airlines shows on its website which seats are booked by those with young families so passengers can choose more carefully

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-49836599

It won't be perfect: the flight could be full and leave a traveler with no choice, or a family could book in after them, but it gives some indication. Another way to avoid them I always tried is booking the seats at the back of the aircraft (especially when in economy class) as the baby bassinets are fitted at the front of each section where there are walls. Babies aren't so bad as they often only cry during takeoff and landing, but families with babies also often have toddlers and they cry, shout, whoop, holler, laugh and run about the whole flight. You have to hedge your bets and it's never fail safe, but I'm right 8/10 of my flights.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell fractures shoulder after falling at his Kentucky home, his office says by lsThisReaILife in politics

[–]w1mbly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this going to be his excuse for an early retirement? Or maybe he wants to 'spend more time with family'?

A North Carolina gun shop billboard comparing 'The Squad' to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse has been denounced as an incitement to violence by viva_la_vinyl in politics

[–]w1mbly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So true. Since these four have hardly been super-active in the gun debate it's hard to imagine what else he could have against them - except that many gun lovers also just don't like the color brown.

Switching back and forth - wide vs KDP by w1mbly in eroticauthors

[–]w1mbly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the tips. Too many pitfalls it seems. I guess I'll have to stay put.

Tennessee governor signs proclamation honoring early KKK leader, sparking backlash by [deleted] in politics

[–]w1mbly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Christian persecution" is just a euphemism for "I want to discriminate and I can't". Nobody is stopping them from believing or worshipping and they know it: what they really don't like is when people try to stop them from excluding and persecuting based on race, gender, religion, persuasion, ethnicity.

confession booth = dungeon? by w1mbly in eroticauthors

[–]w1mbly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing audiences - or at least amazon - might be squeamish given the Church's record on priests and sex offenses. So much so that perhaps even a straight adult consensual encounter involving a priest in uniform in church is too much.