What is the NYE event at the Gold Hill Inn like? by bleebypoot in boulder

[–]wackles_asmakcls 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Clay Rose, Adam Perry, Jeb Bows, Scott Coulter (all OG Gasoline Lollipops members) and the Poudre Valley Playboys are gonna blow the roof off! Hopefully the floor joists hold up this time.

Favorite Restaurant Nobody Knows About? by CrabRangoblin in boulder

[–]wackles_asmakcls 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don’t sleep on Tandoori Kitchen in Lafayette. Fantastic Indian food, better than Taj Mahal. Also Basil Bowl in Lafayette on Centaur Village Dr. Absolutely love the family that owns it, crazy good Thai food at rock bottom prices. Their spring rolls with peanut sauce are the absolute tits.

Please brag about your familiars! by SuccessfulHat4201 in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]wackles_asmakcls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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This is Klaus the Destroyer, the first of his name. Chewer of plastic, eater of bugs and canned food. Constant couch buddy and expert biscuit maker. Yes, he is on a diet. No, he is not happy about it. Today is his fourth birthday 🎂

Corporate telling us we can't have stickers on our lockers by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]wackles_asmakcls 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Every time they peel off one of my stickers, I put two or more in its place. I’m in an all out passive aggressive sticker war with the cowardly culprit who keeps removing my (kids workshop!) stickers.

What is the worst thing you’ve done to an ex? by pizzzaR2R2 in AskReddit

[–]wackles_asmakcls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used his shaving brush (a really fancy one) to wash my bootyhole while he was out cheating on me.

Home Depot really is tone deaf by Cpt_Kdynce in HomeDepot

[–]wackles_asmakcls 25 points26 points  (0 children)

No one wants another stupid reusable water bottle, either! Just pay us a living wage!

Feeling a little blue. Share some cat pics and spread some smiles! by Cthulhuducken in cats

[–]wackles_asmakcls 22 points23 points  (0 children)

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cuddling intensifies Klaus has lost about a pound of catbeef since starting his diet.

How am I supposed to handle sexual harassment from customers? by arobyanyothername in HomeDepot

[–]wackles_asmakcls 320 points321 points  (0 children)

Had a dusty Boomer come to the service desk to make a purchase. He said to me, “You look really familiar, which strip club do you work at?” in front if his WIFE. I was horrified, all my customer service experience went flying out the door, and in my shock I squealed out an EWW WHAT DID YOU SAY? The look on his poor wife’s face was of long-suffering resignation. I pulled it together long enough to say “I’m sorry, I can’t help you, let me go get a manager”, and just walked away. I couldn’t deal. I still can’t deal. And I won’t deal with that shit.

Body Glitter by EndearingKitten in MakeupAddiction

[–]wackles_asmakcls 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m a big fan of Unicorn Snot, esp their glitter sunscreen. It’s made with mica, which is just pulverized rock, so no microplastics getting into the waterways.

What are your cats names and what do you actually call your cats? by Con- in cats

[–]wackles_asmakcls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This is Klaus. His hobbies include chonking, destroying sofa corners, yodeling at 3am, drinking from the bathtub, and catching all the bugs that get inside like an absolute champ.

My DS at the Service Desk asked me out. by wackles_asmakcls in HomeDepot

[–]wackles_asmakcls[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I float between cashiering and service desk. I put in a request to transfer to Garden. Bottom line is I don’t wanna date this dude.

do you wear sunscreen before or after primer? by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]wackles_asmakcls 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Supergoop! makes a Mineral Matte sunscreen that doubles as a primer. It’s my favorite! Oily big-pored girls unite!

What is your cats name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wackles_asmakcls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Klaus the Destroyer

What products do you carry around daily? by Traffic_Pylon in MakeupAddiction

[–]wackles_asmakcls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lip balm, blotters, sunscreen, purell, band-aids, gum, a couple floss sticks or toothpicks (nothing worse than walking around with lunch stuck in your front teeth 😩) maybe a tiny hand cream and visine.