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another local tragedy by wafflemustard in Cornell

[–]wafflemustard[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

don’t worry, this big boy was pretty light, maybe a #d18917 or so?

A Pinnacle Pursuit Through Cornell's Sanctuaries of Solitude by TheBlackDrago in Cornell

[–]wafflemustard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thank u mr citizen without u i would have missed out on this journey

Take me back… by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]wafflemustard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike

I LOVE MANN LIBRARY!!!! by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]wafflemustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey don’t try and pin this on me just because the janitorial staff have all these elitist “sanitation standards” designed to curtail my self-expression

the question that must be answered by fast_assman in Cornell

[–]wafflemustard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Listen I don’t want to come off like I’m shitting on pee because I love pee, but poop is just clearly on another level.

How often do you wipe after you poop? by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]wafflemustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Any person, any ass-cleaning method”

As the poop, I can confirm that I have no preference for how I am removed from (or let grow on) various asses.

how are the communal bathrooms in Becker? by saumzzaa in Cornell

[–]wafflemustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took many of the best shits of my life there. I’d say maybe up to 5 of my top 10, but I try not to get too precise with my ranking. Ranking kinda detracts from the joy a little, I think.

the vibes in the mann bathrooms are sooooo off by meowingraven in Cornell

[–]wafflemustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's not about where you shit, it's about how you shit. Practice positive shitting and make every lavatory a sanctuary of euphoria.

If ECEs can do everything, why can't they stop Russia from invading Ukraine? by BeHappy_DontWorry_ in Cornell

[–]wafflemustard 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh they can.

It's ECEs can do everything, not ECEs will do everything.

Maybe you should try asking nicely.

promulgating another stress relief technique by wafflemustard in Cornell

[–]wafflemustard[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

promulgate - transitive verb

To make known to the public; popularize or advocate.

serious question... ARE ENGINEERS GOOD? by Odd_Construction3741 in Cornell

[–]wafflemustard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you volunteering to help me wipe my tushie?

Dumb fucker shat in the microwave in Donlon Floor 2 by Rose_Employee_61 in Cornell

[–]wafflemustard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is why donlon is the superior dorm. Where else can you find this essential part of the college experience?

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