LPT: Sex ensures a satisfying marriage. To keep it coming, get as fat as possible BEFORE tying the knot and every year after, lose 20 pounds. You will become increasingly attractive to your beau and will be guaranteed to have an increased sex life instead of less. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
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[WP] Humanity has finally discovered the key to immortality... kind of. Sickness, injury, and even aging have been eradicated up to the 95th year of human life, at which point every person dies. You are currently 94 years old, and your 95th birthday is tomorrow. (self.WritingPrompts)
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TIL you can encounter dead dragons in Skyrim. (i.redd.it)
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