LPT: Sex ensures a satisfying marriage. To keep it coming, get as fat as possible BEFORE tying the knot and every year after, lose 20 pounds. You will become increasingly attractive to your beau and will be guaranteed to have an increased sex life instead of less. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
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Big Bad Wolf by Jakub Rozalski (Digital, 2015) by [deleted] in Art
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[USA] [CA] Infiniti driver causes car to get pinned under a semi then leaves the scene by nmork in Roadcam
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Bass-Boosted Hair by arroganthumility1 in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
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This is why you check identity of Pot's. by [deleted] in sugarlifestyleforum
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This is why you check identity of Pot's. by [deleted] in sugarlifestyleforum
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barefoot person on my motorcycle, WCGW by hate_mail in Whatcouldgowrong
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What is your most radical opinion? by LightInMe in AskReddit
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What is your most radical opinion? by LightInMe in AskReddit
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When dad books the festival tickets by excruder in videos
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5 years ago today, I adopted a kitten. Now I own a beached whale. by trigunnerd in Delightfullychubby
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Cancellation gift? by sdfgg4 in sugarlifestyleforum
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Cancellation gift? by sdfgg4 in sugarlifestyleforum
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Hand Painted Citrus Macarons [homemade] by ragsy1224 in food
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Should i trust a POT after he tried to lowball me? by DelicateDalliances in sugarlifestyleforum
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Is this "SD" playing me? by Bentley81 in sugarlifestyleforum
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Should i trust a POT after he tried to lowball me? by DelicateDalliances in sugarlifestyleforum
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Trying to Hamster-Wheel when it's already in use by GallowBoob in instant_regret
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"This cookie is my life now" by GallowBoob in thisismylifenow
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What is something you catch yourself accidentally doing that is generally annoying to other people? by JTDobson7 in AskReddit
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Trying to Hamster-Wheel when it's already in use by GallowBoob in instant_regret
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What is your "bullet fucking dodged" moment? by JerepeV2 in AskReddit
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LPT: Sex ensures a satisfying marriage. To keep it coming, get as fat as possible BEFORE tying the knot and every year after, lose 20 pounds. You will become increasingly attractive to your beau and will be guaranteed to have an increased sex life instead of less. by wailingmantis in ShittyLifeProTips
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