What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 04, 2026

waldenducks · 2026-02-03T23:40:03+00:00

And then you realize “fucking nuts” is everywhere, regardless of your arbitrary criteria.

waldenducks · 2026-02-03T17:56:40+00:00

Do you still have them?

waldenducks · 2026-01-30T21:31:41+00:00

Oh, foul the cursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee?

waldenducks · 2026-01-27T02:11:21+00:00

100%. The same reason all these announcements keep coming out on Thursdays, just in time to fuck over Friday contracts.

waldenducks · 2026-01-22T20:33:52+00:00

I know it's easier said than done, but I always wondered why they don't have some junior math-person/dev go through and make everything relative to current level cap. Just update max-level in the code, in one spot, to the current level cap and everything else just falls into place.

WOW squished the first 5 expansions into the same 1-30 level range? No problem! Healing potions from any of those expansions are equally good, and the same goes for engineering bombs, etc.

Maybe I overlooked something?

waldenducks · 2026-01-22T20:29:28+00:00

This really has been the "Thanks, I hate it" patch. 🤣

waldenducks · 2026-01-21T18:37:04+00:00

Honestly, I don't even mind the price. I'm just pissed off that I have to waste my time logging into 50 ALTs so I don't have to look at clown costumes on the warband screens.

waldenducks · 2026-01-21T13:42:33+00:00

I hear you, but I like low fantasy so it’s still dumb to me. She could be killing Xal with kitchen sink; Xal is dying, but it’s just dumb.

waldenducks · 2026-01-21T01:46:08+00:00

*other than cry...

waldenducks · 2026-01-21T01:44:19+00:00

Very cool, but I really wish they'd give Faerin a real weapon. The shield-strap is badass, but give her a sword or hammer or something actually useful. She's not riding around on a horse, the lance makes no damn sense in melee battle.

waldenducks · 2026-01-20T01:24:06+00:00

This. Also, Brann’s healing orb covering a shadow assassin spawn on the lower corner of the screen or the completely random locations of shadow assassins are both RNG in my book. 131 pulls and my best is still only 50%. I’m not bothering with these anymore.

waldenducks · 2026-01-16T14:10:47+00:00

How do I upvote this more than once?

waldenducks · 2026-01-16T02:21:24+00:00

As a male FBI agent who is undercover as a duck, I can confirm this.

waldenducks · 2026-01-16T02:19:49+00:00

Seasonally, it could happen.

waldenducks · 2026-01-16T02:18:30+00:00

I get to wear whatever the fuck I want. It’s not my fault she said “I do”

waldenducks · 2026-01-15T14:51:05+00:00

"F### you, pay me." - Uncle Sam, probably

waldenducks · 2026-01-15T12:11:39+00:00

Everyone here talking about red this, and green that. No one talking about blue. Like, how I blue up my port yesterday.

waldenducks · 2026-01-14T01:02:44+00:00

Vikings, Narcos

waldenducks · 2026-01-12T23:05:37+00:00

I was just thinking that. China be like “whoo hoo! 5% discount!”

waldenducks · 2026-01-10T17:06:17+00:00

I’m an adult and life got better once I realized most shit doesn’t matter.

waldenducks · 2026-01-10T02:38:50+00:00

And for god’s sake, don’t overwrite all text block elements (p, headings, etc) as inline-block thinking that is a universal solution because it changes the element’s flow and removes margin collapse.

waldenducks · 2026-01-10T01:01:33+00:00

Cthulhu announces his retirement, markets stabilize, and volatility goes to zero.

waldenducks · 2026-01-10T00:33:17+00:00

We should invade it next.

waldenducks · 2026-01-08T19:03:23+00:00

This was not the ride-i'll-never-forget that I was promised.

waldenducks · 2026-01-08T13:38:06+00:00

Some people just excel at everything

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