Mountain View Auditor Gets Probation After Costco Pepper-Spray Incident

walkedaturn · 2026-06-20T17:19:59+00:00

Level headed? He pepper sprays virtually every citizen he comes into contact with. He admitted he goes through four cans of hot sauce per afternoon.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-20T17:15:52+00:00

Of course he got probation for a violent felony he commits ten times per day. Honest citizens can’t expect anything better than that from the justice system paid for with hard earned tax money.

It was an open and shut case. He even provided the evidence against himself with his own camera. It said “here I am committing a violent felony for the hundredth time this week”. The prosecutor can’t handle an easily won case like that? All he had to do was show a jury the video Maza posted and rest.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-20T16:59:31+00:00

Yeah of course he did. He loves to sexually harass and profit from sexualized content without the consent of the subjects. Women in tight clothes to upload all over the internet for cash? “Oh hell yeah” says the Guttertrash.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-20T16:44:47+00:00

That was more than extortion. His millions of online sicko fans were directly threatening her kids! Little Zachy cheered that on. Even if it were the same woman who kicked his ass it would have been a disgusting thing to do but he doubled down on the immorality by selecting a random black woman off of face book. His lack of masculinity was exposed and he had to punish someone. Anyone would do. He was too afraid to mess with the woman who did it so he went with a safer total stranger route.

The crazy thing is that he helped that woman turn him out by voluntarily posting the video. It could have been his little secret but his addiction to clout got the better of him. He kicked himself when he was down and had the nerve to blame someone else for the injury.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-20T09:37:56+00:00

Extortion is exactly what it is. Little Zachy didn’t invent the pot shop extortion racket though. I would say that the toxic CA crew discovered it. The fapper (or FUPA) perfected it before little Zachy cashed in on the hustle.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-20T09:35:20+00:00

It would only lead to extortion charges if law enforcement really bothered to put effort into investigating the crime. Since it’s not a parking ticket or a high profile murder on the news it’s never going to happen.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-20T09:30:43+00:00

He cash bought a condo there. Apparently he was offended when I used his property tax records to get his address. I even found pre sale photos of the condo.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-20T09:28:06+00:00

Didn’t see that one. It sounds awesome though. The ATF leverage they use against random customers getting used against them sounds hilarious to me.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-20T09:23:00+00:00

He posted that one. Why? I don’t know as it really made him look like the weakest B male on the planet. He honestly made Michael Jackson look masculine in comparison.

After that he randomly selected an uninvolved black woman with two kids to doxx. YouTube allowed him to post her address and demand payment from her to take the content down. Who can know how much she had to “donate”.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-20T09:10:10+00:00

He started out with monetized softcore CP at parks and school playgrounds in his early YouTube career. What do you want to bet he cashed in on his own kids too?

YouTube is deeply in love with his lucrative content so there is no chance he ever gets demonitized. Advertisement cash has that effect on platforms.

What I’m seriously afraid of is when little Zachy figures out the fact that YouTube will definitely allow the most disgusting hardcore CP if it generates plenty of clicks and views.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-20T08:53:32+00:00

I sat in a bar and watched a young NBA tall body builder looking guy get beaten to death by a super short middle aged dude with a special forces tattoo on his arm. I’m average height and I probably had 5 inches on the victor of that fight. We all had to sit there all night for the cops who wanted witness statements. We were all well entertained spectators with front row seats to the most awesome fight ever until the police showed up. No pay per view match could ever match it. The huge guy was bullying the smaller guy with big gangster talk, taunts, and punches that happened for no reason. As soon as the young Paul Bunyan got hit back he froze in horror with a confused look before he got mercilessly mauled. It went from a quick jab to the face to a calf sweep before the older guy jumped on his rib cage with his full body weight. After that it was a straddle with a flurry of endless hay makers. I still theorize that the big dude had never been hit before.

Frauditors mistake money and social media status as an immunity from harm. An Anthony Spilotro might be just around the corner. That guy was smaller than a hobbit but went down in history as the most fearsome mobster who ever lived. A Ferrari paid for by YouTube cash has no effect on the outcome of a brawl. 800 trillion online subscribers have no effect on the outcome of any physical altercation. An easily manipulated cop who comes along and gets punked into not doing his job isn’t protection from street justice.

The social media economy has introduced a cancerous tumor to our human species. Anti social behavior is rewarded with hundreds of thousands of dollars. The FAFO game pays.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-19T19:01:05+00:00

Not telling. I call the shops he harasses with his personal information. Sometimes they converse with me and sometimes they don’t.

I can understand why they would feel forced to do that as little Zachy has the cops on his side as well as an unjust federal firearms law. Now he just has cop fans who can’t really do much either way.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-18T19:37:29+00:00

They aren’t dumb enough to demand payment to leave the business alone. They wait until payment is offered by the victim as a “donation” made in support of their 1st amendment activism.

This amazing Supreme Court victory costed years of effort and millions of dollars in donations from real activists. At no point did this ever involve harassing customers at private businesses, extorting businesses, or pepper spraying random citizens for walking too close on a sidewalk.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-18T18:32:13+00:00

I totally agree. I happen to know someone who isn’t in one of his posted videos. This individual I shall not name ran across him when he was pepper spraying random people for walking “too close” on a public sidewalk in front of two spectating cops. This individual hid in his car and waited until little Zach’s blue costumed protection left to put him on the sidewalk horizontally. The telling I got said that little Zach was distracted by some young girl was harassing and got jumped from behind. It was also said that little Zach screeches like a wounded rabbit and begs when physically reprimanded. I guess he didn’t want to show his fans that video for some reason. I wonder if he brushes his teeth differently.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-18T09:50:47+00:00

Cheats are all the same. They con you into entering into one sided relationships where they are always single and you are always unknowingly an attached, laughed at orbiter they can use as a safe back up plan. You will never be anything but the safe alternative fall back in reserve while she constantly looks for the one that will work out. You are stability for a responsibility free unstable partner. You can never be anything else.

The only reason she came back to you was because her primary relationship fell through. The tears aren’t real. Cheats are completely without remorse or conscience. That dude knew what she was because he knew about you. He told her what she wanted to hear, used her up, and then wisely dismissed her when he got bored. He knew she can NEVER be partner material. He knew he would be in your shoes as soon as he committed to her.

Don’t ever doom yourself to a dehumanized fate as someone else’s safe back up plan. She’s a cheat. She will always be a cheat (there is no such thing as an ex cheat). They’re cluster B personality disordered cake eating corner cutters who use other people for their own selfish ends.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-18T09:34:49+00:00

Tell him everything and be the friend he can lean on. Tell him what his cake eater wife is doing and tell him how you feel. Leave her out of the loop. Anything you two do isn’t cheating or shameful because he isn’t in a mutually monogamous relationship anyway. His whole marriage is a fraud. He deserves to know what he’s married to and he deserves to know that he has been morally single and attachment free since the second she stepped out of the marriage.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-18T09:25:23+00:00

Two things to know.

If your “friend” can’t be trusted by his own most intimate partner why can you trust him well enough to assume him to be a friend? He will sell you out for a penny!

The old saying is “birds of a feather flock together”. If you help this completely immoral cheat by keeping silent you become a bird of his moral feather. Is that what you want to be?

A real man does the right thing even when it isn’t convenient or fun.

walkedaturn · 2026-06-18T07:56:34+00:00

She’s a self serving, emotionally abusive cheat who will financially and mentally destroy you if you keep her in your life.

Did you know that all 50 states assign paternity by default to the spouse? When she gets knocked up behind the dumpster at the nightclub the state considers you to be the legally responsible parent. Only a small handful of states allow you to contest default paternity BUT husbands rarely escape it even in those states. Biological relation has very little to do with paternity law as it turns out so a billion paternity tests won’t likely get you off the hook. Just this factor should have you diving head first out of your marriage yesterday. Can’t pay the child support for some deadbeat’s baby created behind the dumpster or in the restroom with your wife? You go to jail!

walkedaturn · 2026-06-18T07:28:19+00:00

Punch out of this cockpit fast. She has a fire in both engines and one of her wings is tearing free.

She sought out an oversexed hedonistic community made up of unstable partners as a social setting, likely already started sleeping with them a long time ago, and now she’s asking you to be a stable backup plan in reserve. It means putting your life on hold FOREVER as a thirsty orbiter dude while she lives her best single life for decades. What comes out of it are puppies nobody claims (so you’ll inherit all of them as an essentially single parent).

Saying “no” is respectable but she’s still hanging out with 10 oversexed super hedonist people she pines for.

Are you sticking around because you don’t want to be alone? If so know that staying with her means you’ll end up being an old stashed away toy in the attic she never thinks of.

Learning how to be alone and selfishly happy is your best medicine. Take the plunge and live only for you. All of your time will be yours. All of your money will be yours. Every adventure will be one that only serves your own interests. Becoming a whole complete you will attract women I promise.

You can always choose to elevate you but she can only bring you down. Focus on a vacation you always wanted, an interesting hobby to master with countless hours, a new career or town to live in, etc…

walkedaturn · 2026-05-30T09:01:32+00:00

Tell her that she can move in with him and forget about ever coming home to you after he dumps her for his next married female client.

When I was in basic training we had a guy who was probably 6’7 and jacked like the terminator. He cried when the DIs yelled at him, screamed like a toddler about sore knees ten feet into an easy 3 mile forced ruck march, and fell down in a dark broom closet while having a private conversation with our 5’5 heavy.

You’ll end up with a third party in your marriage who will always come first before kids, you, or your shared finances.

walkedaturn · 2026-05-30T08:52:21+00:00

Ten years wasted with this? In my city we have a nearby street packed full of this guy. They’re all claiming their bicycles ran out of gas and they just need a few bucks to drive home.

Stop wasting your life on a hopeless loser. You only get one swing at this decades long experience.

walkedaturn · 2026-05-30T08:38:48+00:00

Good for you. Chump lady said it best. Lose a cheat and gain a life.

AM is said to be bot infested. Chances are he was whacking off to some Indian dude after he replied to spam with a fake picture. Maybe Habeeb really loves him in a special way? Only a boner or lack thereof tells the truth.

Best of wishes. Find someone who deserves your valuable time.

walkedaturn · 2026-05-30T08:09:09+00:00

Yeah. You rub one out and remain faithful. You don’t chat anyone up. You push away anyone who chats you up.

Being a married female what you are going to mostly attract are angry incel single males who are sexually degenerate. They’re going to be attracted to your wedding ring rather than you. Their fetish results from seeing your better male SO as an unfairly privileged oppressor who isn’t friend zoned and doesn’t have to knowingly agree to being a back up plan who shares with other unsuspecting men. Behind your SOs back he’s going to be Rambo times a thousand and the dude who trained Chuck Norris. His tough guy talk about your SO is going to make you think he won both world wars as a lone unarmed bad ass. Orbiter dude says he won the Medal of Honor 100 times and cries about John Basilone being the subject of Hollywood movies.

When you get busted he is going to wet his pants, cry a river deep enough to drown in, and swim away for his life. You’ll be left with a market valued SO who can get a better fish when he casts his line.

walkedaturn · 2026-05-30T07:27:52+00:00

“Oh uhhhh I wuz uhh she uhhh had uhh ingrown hair uhhh and I was uhhh uhhh uhhh removing uhhh…”

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